The decision - joke

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Registered: 03-26-2003
The decision - joke
Tue, 07-08-2008 - 9:53pm

I have no idea of this has made the rounds, but it was told at a convention we just attended and I thought you gals could use a giggle -

A guy wakes up in the hospital and is covered with bandages from head to toe. His doctor comes in and says "you were in a terrible accident and should be glad you can't remember it. But, the good news is that you should make a full recovery"

The guy mumbles "is there more?"

Doc says, "well yes. Unfortunately, your manhood was severed during the accident".

The guy moans and the Dr says "don't worry. You have $9,000 left in your health savings account. There are 3 variations of the replacement surgery - $7K, $8K, or the full $9K. You need to talk it over with your wife and decide which surgery you want.

The DR comes back next day and asks if he and his wife talked over the surgery options. They guy shakes his head yes. The Dr. asks what have the decided. The guy says -

We're getting a new kitchen.....