Does this make Janet the queen?

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Registered: 03-25-2003
Does this make Janet the queen?
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Thu, 03-27-2003 - 1:25am
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters:

EVIL'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z ' S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:

I ' M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the grand finale:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:

When you rearrange the letters

(With no letters left over and using each

letter only once):

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS


Kathey
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Registered: 03-25-2003
Thu, 03-27-2003 - 5:54am
Good Morning Kathey...see you were one Busy Bug last evening! LOL

HAGD...Pab

Pab

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Thu, 03-27-2003 - 6:22am
I told you before. You are "always" the queen! What on earth are you doing up at that hour? We need to go out for a cup of coffee. LOL

Elaine

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Registered: 10-19-2000
Thu, 03-27-2003 - 12:59pm
Want some more anagrams?

This one's truly amazing:

"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in

the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

And the Anagram:

"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,

Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

And for the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

- Neil Armstrong

The Anagram:

"Thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon!

On to Mars!"

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Avatar for emty_nstr
Community Leader
Registered: 05-25-1999
Thu, 03-27-2003 - 1:11pm
So funny, I wish I could sit around and think those things up don't you? lol.....

Guess what I got for my birthday? The doctor's office called about my corotid artery ultra sound and it is bad on my right side and so I have an appointment on April 3rd in Norfolk with the vascular man...lol.....Alos she had to look up my birthday so she wished me a happy one.....

Then when I got the mail this morning I got notice of jury duty. That is the 8,9,15,16 and 17. And we wanted to go on vacation at the end of April. But if I have to have surgery they say for most people it is on about your business the next day. And maybe just maybe it may be the answer to why I have had those woozy things going on. But I also read the risk of the stroke with the surgery but it is almost a sure thing without it...talk about a rock and a hard place... But after that it is get my gall bladder out and I should be a new woman.......with a fat behind.....lol but that could be taken care of once I can do some moving .......yeah..........new pants......Janet

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Registered: 03-25-2003
Thu, 03-27-2003 - 1:48pm
Well Janet that's a heck of a birthday present! At least you will get the problem taken care of and after the gall bladder problem is taken care of also you will feel so much better! Have a good day! KC

Poof!!! I'm gone!!

KaCee

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Thu, 03-27-2003 - 1:53pm
Thanks, I really needed to smile. Here at lib, really do not laugh out loud but I am smiling!

Take care.  God bless u & yours,


Joan

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Community Leader
Registered: 10-19-2000
Thu, 03-27-2003 - 1:54pm
Holy sufferin' catfish, Janet!! That's quite a BD 'present'!

I'll bet that is what is causing the woozies and the whooshing noises too! Get that fixed and get your gallbladder out and we won't be able to keep us with you anymore! Hot dawg!

Be sure to let us know what your vascular doc says.

Kt

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