Cold is a relative thing.........

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Cold is a relative thing.........
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Wed, 01-06-2010 - 8:38am
 






COLD  IS A RELATIVE THING...  
 
 65  above zero: 
Arizonans  turn on the  heat. 
 People  in Nebraska plant gardens.  

60  above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Nebraska sunbathe.
 
50  above zero:
Italian & English cars won't  start.
People in Nebraska drive with the windows down..


40  above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool  hats.
People in Nebraska throw on a flannel  shirt.
 
35  above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the  heat.
People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets  cold.


20  above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Nebraskan close the windows.


Zero:
Californians  fly away to Mexico .
People in Nebraska get out their winter  coats.


10  below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to  door.
 
20  below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.


30  below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.


40  below zero :
ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Nebraska start saying... "Cold enough fer ya? "


50  below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.





 



JANUARY
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Registered: 11-07-2008
Wed, 01-06-2010 - 1:37pm

Contemplating moving to Nebraska...NOT!!!! :-)


Hugs,


Melissa