Some Humor This Thursday Morning

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Some Humor This Thursday Morning
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Thu, 01-28-2010 - 9:59am
HOW FIGHTS START.


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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started......

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I took my wife to a restaurant.. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her , 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend...
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...


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~Falcon

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Thu, 01-28-2010 - 10:03am

Apple just launched it's IPad......Hmmm..the name sounds like it should be an app for women, you know for those special days.......ewwwwwwwwwww..LOL


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Thu, 01-28-2010 - 11:06am
I was thinking the same thing!!! LOL
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Thu, 01-28-2010 - 1:57pm

LOLOLOL

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