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| Sat, 03-06-2010 - 10:05pm |
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
9. Bad decisions make good stories.
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.
13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means never wash this - ever.
14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
15. On a similar note, I hate returning a page promptly to get a busy signal, I also hate returning a page promptly to have no one know who paged me (that's the running away theme again!)
16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
18. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Budweiser than Kay.
19. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
20. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
21. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocerybags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring groceries in.
22. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
23. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
24. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
25. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
26. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
27. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
28. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!



LOL Blu those are so good and so TRUE! I do have to disagree with #3. I have ALWAYS appreciated the nap thing and still do.
Blu,
All so fitting except for the last one. I have always had my alarm across the room so that I can't hit the snooze button. Don't need that temptation. Thank you for the list - I copied it and sent it on to several of my e-mail contacts.
Ellen
#2
#20
#22
Are all favorites!
I agree but did I tell you the morning that the phone was ringing and since I moved my phone in here by the computer and Del had gotten up and left already I beat the stuffing out of my alarm clock?
And then later when I went to check to see who called they didn't leave a message? GRRRRRRRR
Hi Blu,
I definitely identify with 10 (usually happens during lun-ch), 11 (I resisted DV-D forever),
Hugs,
Melissa
Um, YES!
EXCEPT: #5, I finally figured this one out -
In peace,
Max