Nine words women use

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Sun, 05-16-2010 - 11:14am




NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
 
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.  That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying _ _ _ _ YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Sun, 05-16-2010 - 11:36am

LOL
I may have to use this on my Blog!


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Sun, 05-16-2010 - 1:49pm
I think it would fit in very nicely on your Blog!
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Sun, 05-16-2010 - 5:44pm
Permission to email this to DH please!
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Sun, 05-16-2010 - 6:53pm
LOVE it!








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Sun, 05-16-2010 - 8:28pm
I think all men need to have this to decipher what we are saying.
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Mon, 05-17-2010 - 1:04pm

I think for me it would be "You have GOT to be kidding..."


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Tue, 05-18-2010 - 8:46am
LOL
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