For the stressed woman ; 0)

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Registered: 03-27-2003
For the stressed woman ; 0)
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Thu, 07-17-2003 - 3:01pm
How many of these can you relate to? I can relate to just about every one of these. LOL

Expressions for the Stressed Woman

--submitted by mamathang--

1. You -- off my planet.

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be ... ?

6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.

11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

16. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 2?

17. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

18. Chaos, panic, and disorder -- my work here is done.

19. Earth is full. Go home.

20. Is it time for your medication or mine?

21. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

22. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Blessings, Erin

Email Me!! erinherron@yahoo.com

 

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Registered: 04-17-2003
Thu, 07-17-2003 - 3:08pm
LOL ROTFL. I copied and pasted your post and sent it to all the ladies here at the office. We are all cracking up to tears:)

I needed a laugh today!

Jen

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Registered: 07-10-2003
Thu, 07-17-2003 - 4:04pm
LMAO!! I love it! I actually have the one about "..total waste of makeup" on my car! I saw it on vacation in St. Louis & had to have it! Have a great day everyone and good luck keeping the stress in check! Hopefully, we will all be posting BFP's VERY soon!

Christy

TTC #1

Christy...adoring mommy to Hudson & Logan

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Registered: 05-23-2003
Thu, 07-17-2003 - 4:09pm
I thought number 3 was so funny, and I don't even really wear makeup!

Thanks for making me laugh.

Leslie

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Registered: 05-24-2003
Thu, 07-17-2003 - 4:12pm
ROFL!!! This is absolutely hilarious! I only wish I had the guts to actually say some of these things when I'm thinking them! Well, maybe not... ;)

ADC

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Fri, 07-18-2003 - 11:24am
~~bump~~

Blessings, Erin

Email Me!! erinherron@yahoo.com