OK---We all need a laugh.....

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Mon, 08-04-2003 - 2:07pm
I was thinking of a way to pass the time and said to myself...you know the saying "you might be a redneck if...", well I was thinking you might be obsessing about that BFP if you........................


Look around constantly to see if anyone notices you touching your boobs more often than anyone should just to see if they are tender......


Now someone add something new that they are doing that is considered "obsessive".

Thanks...

Carrie

TTC#3, c2, cd25, 10dpo

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Registered: 07-10-2003
Mon, 08-04-2003 - 2:16pm
You know you are obsessing when....

....you're pleased when your hubby says you've been grumpier than usual lately...

Carolyn, c12, CD30, TTC#

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Mon, 08-04-2003 - 2:38pm
You know you are obsessing when....

....you're analyzing your toliet paper, up close, post wipe for any sign of CM or blood...

Chrissy

TTC#1, c2, cd35, 11dpo

hehee this is good. we should make this a regular event. you know you are obsessing over O, AF arriving, testing, etc!

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Mon, 08-04-2003 - 2:44pm
You know you are obsessing when......

....you argue with yourself "I am pregnant...no I'm not...I am pregnant..." until you get tired of hearing it and put yourself in the time out chair..just to relax a bit.


Knowing my luck my big butt will break the time out chair and my kids would never let me forget it.......

Carrie

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Registered: 06-19-2003
Mon, 08-04-2003 - 2:45pm
You know you are obsessing when....

Your Fertility and Pregnancy books out number all other subjects of literature in your book case.

Melony

TTC #1 C3 cd6

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Mon, 08-04-2003 - 2:46pm
You know you are obsessing about a BFP when you can't stop analyzing your charts or pg charts, or friends charts...

Stacy

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Mon, 08-04-2003 - 3:25pm
You know u are obsessing when.....

u keep coming on to this chat site every half hour reading the same messages over & over again....

Priya

ttc1, c14, cd23, 7dpo

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Mon, 08-04-2003 - 3:34pm
You know you're obsessing when...

...you think to yourself "I only BD'd once a day during my fertile time, should I have done it more?"

Danielle, TTC#1, C11, CD15

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Mon, 08-04-2003 - 3:34pm
Every half hour? How about every 5 minutes!

Guess I need more to do at work these days!

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Mon, 08-04-2003 - 4:38pm
You know you're obessing when . . .

1. You base your social life and schedule on your DPO and CD. Dates no longer matter! It's all about the cycle!

2. You find yourself recommending TCOYF to strangers on the EL just because they smiled at a child on the train!!

Cat

TTC#1, CD22, DPO8

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Mon, 08-04-2003 - 5:33pm
You know you're obsessing when...

you're so used to chatting about your cycle that you catch yourself almost putting it in "real-life" conversation! (How many times have I almost told someone... "I'm ovulating this week.") LOL!

Mary, Mama to Gavin, Derek, and Tyler

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