Tom Ridge, the Snow job man
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| Sat, 12-27-2003 - 5:17pm |
Tom Ridge, the Snow job man, was a twisted, perverted soul,
With duct tape and plastic for your home, and ethics made of coal.
Tom Ridge the Snow job man, is a fairytale, they say.
He was made of snow, but the Republicans know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some black magic in that inhuman being they found,
One quick trip to Bohemian grove and, he began to dance around!
Oh, Tom Ridge, the Snow job man, was as twisted as he could be;
and the Neocons say he could scheme and play,
just a little uglier than Tom Delay.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Tom Ridge go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
your Constitution has got to go.
Tom Ridge the Snow job man, knew the people were gullible that day,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun , create government terror, before I melt away."
Down to the village, with a suitcase nuke in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Catch my Al Queda friends if you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right past a paid off cop;
and only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Red alert, Terrorist threat high ,Stop!"
For Tom Ridge, the Snowman, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, the terrorists will be back again someday."
