you might be a liberal

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Registered: 07-27-2004
you might be a liberal
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Tue, 07-27-2004 - 8:55pm
You might be a liberal if


You want to protest something, but you dont quite know what it is




You might be a liberal if


You think that guns are wrong, no matter what, no matter how many lives are saved




You might be a liberal if


You think that making up information about your oponites is a succesful way of doing things




You might be a liberal if


You think that guns are completely wrong because they are used to murder people, but the little needles that are sticked into you to kill your baby are alright




You might be a liberal if


Your IQ is below 100




You might be a liberal if


You want to take over the whole country, and you think that you have their support




You might be a liberal if


You think that only you can be right, and no matter what, everybody else is wrong




You might be a liberal if


You take in a lot of bribes, and think of it as an endorsment




You might be a liberal if


You have sex with your interns, and never look at your wife, anymore




You might be a liberal if


You have to bribe the dean of a college in order to take in your Son/Daughter




You might be a liberal if


You think that America believes you when you say that you dont care about money

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 07-27-2004 - 9:08pm
I'll share this summary I saw with you:

You might be a liberal if...

You're against capital punishment, but for abortion on demand.

You believe that guns in the hands of innocent, law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.

You believe that the same public school teacher that couldn't teach your child to read is qualified to teach your child about sex.

You believe gender roles are artificial but being gay is natural.

You believe businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

You believe that hunters don't care about nature, but those who never leave the city do.

You believe taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.

You believe trial lawyers are selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid.

You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas aren't.

You believe that AIDS is spread by lack of funding.

You believe conservatives are racist, but that minorities couldn't make it without your help (quite a racist idea).

You believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it (hand-outs instead of teaching people how to take care of themselves).

You believe the NRA is bad because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution, but the ACLU is good because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution.

You believe that only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

You're a liberal if you believe the U.N. actually cares about the U.S., and that the U.N. knows what's best for us, even more than our own government and citizens do.




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Registered: 03-24-2004
Tue, 07-27-2004 - 9:54pm
I do not think your post is quite true and full of generalizations.

You might be a liberal if:



I always know what I protest against, never any confusion.



I think there needs to be more education, and be qualified to carry a gun. I have to take a test for my drivers licence right?




I have never had to make up anything. No one is perfect, and I understand that.



When being faced with the decision the other person or me to die, I will try to make sure the other person is dead instead of me. I would never have an abortion, but it is not my right to tell a person who was violently raped that she cant have one.



Hahaha! This fits with many conservatives too!!




Refer to the above line.




I think this sounds very much like President Bush actually, and I do not think he is a liberal ;-)




I honestly think this is to general of a statement, be more specific. Conservatives have not done this either?? hmmmm.....



Are you trying to say there is not one conservative that has had an extra-marital affair? I am sure you are speaking of Clinton, and he was looking at Hillary last nite. *Gasp* they even hugged....



Thank GOD, I do not have to bribe anyone aint got the money!! My son is able to get it very well on his own mind!!



When someone has too much money, I am sure they do not care about money as much as I do. But honestly, there are some people that believe this.