Repent, ye sinners! Vote Democratic!

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Repent, ye sinners! Vote Democratic!
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Thu, 09-02-2004 - 9:58pm
Surely no one can miss the timing of Bush's acceptance speech and the fact that one of the biggest hurricanes in decades is about to strike the state of Florida? Florida, the fifedom of his brother. Florida, the state of corrupted vote-counts.

And Georgia, just north, will also receive punishment. Georgia, the state of Zell Miller.

Beware, ye followers of false prophets! For who can stand against the will of God! His mighty winds shall blow the false followers out from their inequity! Repent! Vote for his true followers!

(For a full and complete copy of this sermon, just send $5.00 and a self-addressed stamped envelop to me, olddude, at olddude50, Grand Cental Station, New York, New York.)

Seriously, just after the B1 bombers, housed at Whiteman Air Force base in Missouri, bombed Iraq, the biggest set of tornados in the state's history hit. And the day after Bush's acceptance speech, and the day after the American commander annouces that his troops intend to continue their attack on al-Sadr milita, one of the biggest hurricane in decades hits Florida, the state govened by Bush's brother. The second big storm in weeks. Hasn't happened since 1950, or so.

Coincidence? Well, you decide.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-27-2003
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 10:14pm
Ahh, the latest conservative conspiracy --- Hurricanes!!!!!

Andrew struck during the Clinton Administration. Coincidence or what???

Is the weather the best that the Democrats can come up with? Quite frankly, I'd challenge a number of east cost liberals on weather issues. Does an F5 tornado = a false prophet?

For example, how many east coast folks have even lived though a midwest tornado? Do ANY of the liberals know how folks in the midwest deal with foul weather? Do you think 6 inches of snow = severe weather?

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-24-2004
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 10:21pm
Very good olddude, the check is in the mail!! I found this refreshing and very humorous, thanks!! Some people just have to be snippy about everything don't they?
iVillage Member
Registered: 03-26-2003
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 11:06pm
Conservative? You think God is a conservative?

God owned no property, opposed the death penalty and spent his time hanging out with guys who were always kissing and hugging each other and washing one another's feet. Conservative?

By the way, I'm from Missouri. I come from a state that raises corn and cockleburrs and Democrats. Fancy words and flowery phase neither move nor satisfy me. I'm from Missouri. You have to show me.

And so far, conservative ain't.

"Give 'em hell, Harry!"

"Nah. I just give 'em the truth and they think it's hell."

"Give 'em hell, Kerry!"

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-27-2003
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 11:31pm
Don't know why you are talking about god to me, I'm an agnostic. Mayhaps a different poster?

I'm just trying to get past the visualization of kissing each others feet, lol

Actually, today I took my d/c kids to a local bike path and stream and one of my kids got bit by a waterspider. I had to take it's stinger out of her knee and it swelled up on the way home but quickly subsided. I kissed it to make it feel better.

Btw, did you see Pataki's speech? I thought it was classy but typically Pataki..

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-05-2004
Fri, 09-03-2004 - 2:38am
I think it's kinda funny to bring the weather into everything. Weather is nature and doesn't care for who is President. Heh. XOXO.
iVillage Member
Registered: 08-31-2004
Fri, 09-03-2004 - 3:46am
Ah, a Democrat thread! Perhaps one of you lovely people can tell me where I can find a primer on American Democrats. Renee kindly provided a link to a Republican one (which I found a little scarey), can anyone help me with this?

Thanks

baby siggy
iVillage Member
Registered: 08-05-2004
Fri, 09-03-2004 - 4:12am
Just wondering: why did you find the link scary? What did she give you? Just wondering. Try: http://www.dems2004.org I dunno if that'll help you much but there's video's and info and stuff on there. If that doesn't help I can try to help you find another site with google/yahoo. XOXO.
iVillage Member
Registered: 07-05-2003
Fri, 09-03-2004 - 5:04am
The second big storm in weeks. Hasn't happened since 1950, or so."

Well, in 1950 A democrat was President.....could be a warning from God of more to come.

Very funny post!!!

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-31-2004
Fri, 09-03-2004 - 5:04am
Thanks but I think I need something a little more basic :o)

Here's the link Renee sent me for Republicans: http://messageboards.ivillage.com/iv-elpoliticsto/?msg=2816.7

Heres my reaction (which was never responded to): http://messageboards.ivillage.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=iv-elpoliticsto&msg=3345.118

Let me know your thoughts

baby siggy
iVillage Member
Registered: 03-30-2003
Fri, 09-03-2004 - 6:21am
ROFL.

Thanks for the laugh so early in the morning.

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