If you were president???????

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Registered: 08-24-2008
If you were president???????
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Fri, 09-12-2008 - 9:40pm

I thought I would make one fun thread (hope it's ok). What would you ban if you were president?


I would ban any shoes showing toes lol jk. I do hate feet!!!!


 Seriously though I would ban cell phone use in cars/stores especially those ear ones UGH!


I would ban inhumane killing of animals for food consumption immediately!!  

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Registered: 08-31-2003
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 9:44pm

Pants that hang half way down a young man's butt.


Pants that can't cover the top of a young ladies undies when pulled all the way up.

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Fri, 09-12-2008 - 10:01pm
The list is so long that I don't know where to begin.

 

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Registered: 04-02-2008
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 10:13pm
My God what would you eat?
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Registered: 09-11-2008
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 10:19pm

I will second your ban on pants halfway down the butt.

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Registered: 08-24-2008
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 10:22pm

Peanut butter and jelly lol.


I do eat meat but I'm trying to eat less and less and eventually not eat it and just buy soy products.

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Registered: 08-24-2008
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 10:45pm
Strip clubs ewwwww
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Registered: 11-11-1999
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 11:19pm

Here's what I would mandate if I were president.


We've had a really bad drought here that just broke, but for almost 2 months it barely rained.


So, on the news, just before the weather, when there is a news story about how bad the drought is, crops dying in the fields, forest and grass fires, lakes drying up, water restrictions, when this is followed by the local blow dryed anchor saying "So, Tom, what's the forecast? It's not going to rain tomorrow is it, I want to play golf", well I would mandate that a 16 ton weight be dropped on him like in the Monty Python skits.

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Cynic: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.---Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

dablacksox


Cynic: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.---Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

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Registered: 08-31-2003
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 11:30pm
We already have that speed limit law in Illinois.
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Registered: 09-11-2008
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 11:49pm

You obviously do not travel on I294.

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Registered: 09-15-2004
Sat, 09-13-2008 - 12:16am
Ok, I would want some type of ban on the people who drive up the shoulder in traffic! I hate that they make the wait that much longer. LOL-loss of license!

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