An Obama funny
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| Sun, 10-26-2008 - 3:28am |
Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money." I laughed.
Once in the restaurant my server had on a "Obama 08" tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference -- just imagine the coincidence.
When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.
At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.

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Stereotype much?
Sorry, but in this economy, we are seeing more and more homeless people, men, women and children, who just don't fit that bill.
Is the restaurant server's name now on the homeless man's credit card bills?
This whole restaurant story is a load of cowflop. It holds no water whatsoever. Just today I saw on Good Morning America about a woman who bought a forclosed home and let the woman go back and live in her home. She would secure the loan from the bank and let the woman make payments back to her as she could afford. now THAT is a true CHRISTIAN! Christian is NOT complaining about paying more tax when you make over 250,000.
>>> You betcha' I'm going to listen to Obama.
Listen? No. Adore? You betcha. LOL!
>>> He is Harvard educated and surrounded by world renowned economists...
So is Bush.
>>> He's got the best ideas to drive the economy. Financial Times just endorsed Obama. He's the man with the best plan.
He's a Marxist, a job killer and a liar.
>>> Has McCain ever run a business? NO.
Obama has never even run a lemonade stand. And his Senate career...as indistinguished as it is...amounts to 143 days...compared to McCain's two and a half decades.
>>> He has cost the taxpayer over 3.4 Billion dollars, though.
???
>>> What is his plan for the economy? McCain does not even know. And Mitch wasn't his choice for VP. lol.
Of course McCain has a plan for the economy...unlike Barry who simply said, "call me if you need me." Barry is so incredibly stupid on the economy that he actually wants to RAISE taxes and INCREASE spending. What a complete MORON! There isn't an economist anywhere who agrees with him, but the simpleton still refuses to shake his tax and spend ways.
And then, in another burst of "good judgment," the clown chooses Biden as his VP...the same guy who said Obama was too inexperienced to be President. LOL! Then Biden said that our enemies think Obama is an inexperienced fool, just like he does, and that they'll create an international crisis to prove it...and that Obama's reaction will, in fact, prove he is the inexperienced fool everyone thinks he is.
>>> You would be a fool to follow the "side-kick" of the Bush43 admin - McCain, based on the last 8 years.
You would be a fool to follow a Marxist neophyte based on EVERYTHING we know about him.
>>> Sarah Palin ran a business...into the ground.
LOL! Sarah Palin ran a state and had an 87% approval rating doing it. Obama...not so much.
>>> Bush43 ran several businesses....into the ground.
LOL! Bush ran one of the largest states in the country...and did it so well the people of Texas elected him again in a landslide. Then Bush was elected President...and did such a good job that the people of American elected him again! Obama...not so much.
>>> Cheney ran Haliburton...several of our soldiers have died from electricution because the shoddy wiring near the showers was done by Haliburton.
Obama's friend, Tony Rezko, is a corrupt slum lord who cheated businesses and people. Obama's friend, Bill Ayres, is a terrorist who bombed the Pentagon and Capitol Building and was the head of a group that murdered people.
Get the picture?
>>> Is the definition of 'personal responsiblity', or perhaps part of those moral and values you are teaching your kids? Plagairize, and when you get caught say its the responsiblity of the people who didn't catch you to know you were plagairizing?
You sound like a Biden supporter! LOL! Sorry, but no...I'd expect them to be honest, and to just roll their eyes at the people who were too stupid to process the simple facts.
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