Dr.Seuss on a diet!!

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Registered: 04-08-1999
Dr.Seuss on a diet!!
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Tue, 01-20-2004 - 6:13pm
I took this off the Slimfast board's website. I changed a few words to fit our board. I thought this was so cute I had to share!!

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What Dr. Suess might say if he were on a diet:



I will not lick

I will not taste

I will not bite

Even if I waste!

I will not do it in the kitchen

I will not do it if I'm itchin'

I will not stick my finger in

I will not lick the rolling pin!

The birthday cake can tempt me not

Amazing willpower I have got!

I will eat my energy bar

and lock temptation in a jar!

A little crumb I will not pinch

So that I might lose an inch.

"A tiny bit?" they may say,

But I will say, "No way, no way!"

Because I want a PERFECT DAY!



~written by GEOGAL

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 01-20-2004 - 7:51pm
LOL too cute =)


Shawna

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Registered: 11-04-2003
Tue, 01-20-2004 - 8:24pm

That is so cute lol!!!

~Rely~