8 words with different meanings

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8 words with different meanings
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Wed, 02-11-2004 - 3:43pm

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female....Any part under a car's hood.
Male...........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male............Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.

5 ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.


Shawna

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Registered: 01-15-2004
Wed, 02-11-2004 - 7:52pm
LOL, thats great!
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Registered: 05-19-2003
Wed, 02-11-2004 - 9:33pm
those r cute..i'll haveta email them to a few friends =)