Cyanide for Breakfast....

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Registered: 06-03-2003
Cyanide for Breakfast....
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Wed, 03-10-2004 - 8:46am
I always tell dh “you better watch your eggs in the morning“ meaning I going to put something in them….

Now…….

Dh wishes to gain some weight so I started serving vitamins (Centrum) with his breakfast in hopes that might help… So this morning I asked him if the new vitamins I started serving with his breakfast had been making any difference to him…. He said “yeah now im sick” so I giggled and slightly lower tone said “yeah that’s because its cyanide“…… dh stopped in his tracks and said what did you say? I said ohh nothing and threw him my little miss innocent look... He went on to the kitchen…. When I walked in I seen him inspecting the bottle of Centrum I calmly said “you wont find anything wrong with that bottle“… he left for work and left his vitamin sitting on the plate where I had placed it along with his breakfast…. I had to laugh ohh how that man is soo gullible hehehehehh

Desiree

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Registered: 06-30-2003
Wed, 03-10-2004 - 8:49am
That is a good one. I do that to my boss with his coffee. It makes my day better to mess with his head.

Robyn

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Wed, 03-10-2004 - 9:25am

LOL!

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Wed, 03-10-2004 - 11:27am
anybody see that movie several years ago, where the cheating husband sits down for dinner with his wife, and she puts exlax or some other concoction in his food, and ends up having to take hime to the hospital because he accidently gets sicker than she meant for him to get? It was a comedy with i think julie roberts? jenz
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Registered: 01-07-2004
Wed, 03-10-2004 - 11:31am
I can't remember the title but it had Dennis Quaid as the hubby. It was a family recipe from her grandma. She was already to get him when he decided to be sweet. Dag gum boys always changing. Of course after he got all sweet she changed her mind but it was too late.
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Registered: 06-16-2003
Wed, 03-10-2004 - 11:42am
LMAO, Desiree, you are evil, I like it!

Sara

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Wed, 03-10-2004 - 3:23pm
The movie's called "Somthing To Talk About" w/ Julia Roberts and Dennis Quaid. It has that Reba McIntyre song in it- and has been on TV here many MANY times lately. lol

-Tina

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Thu, 03-11-2004 - 7:55am
'Let's give 'em Something to Talk About' is not a Reba song, It's a Bonnie Raitt song. She's one of my all time favorites! I don't reccommend poisoning as a way to do in your hubby though...I watch t.v....they catch that every time...LOL

Happy Thursday!

Faith