Now see...if I had one creative bone in my body then I would make a picture of this big dog sharpening knives and looking at your cat like it was a ribeye.
Now being preggos I am having bad cases of dumbass attacks….okay okay I always have them but I am using this pregnancy to its fullest lol….. What the heck is a dexter and why is he a boy toy??? Is it a new fad of adult toys or something??? Maybe something like my BOB (battery operated boyfriend) haaa if I would have used that I would be knocked up…. Hehehehhe oh and kerritex im a virgin too… just ask my son and my fetus they will tell you………. So someone fill me in before I have to start singing again…
OK, one dexter is Shawna's hamster. You can see him in her signature. We have all been trying to steel him and the jokes have just gotten worse and worse.
two...I really am a virgin. I know at 33 too. GASP. I have chosen to wait until I get married. You know just one of those little promises I told God I would keep...no biggy.
And three....I am so going to steel dexter you just wait
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too late I just took a swan dive right into the gutter
and it's warm here
Shawna
Poor Dexter......
hackedahairballlaughingsohard
two...I really am a virgin. I know at 33 too. GASP. I have chosen to wait until I get married. You know just one of those little promises I told God I would keep...no biggy.
And three....I am so going to steel dexter you just wait
hmmm could it be because i fell of my rocker, which was not a very far rocker.
actually, i was pictureing the little ball they get into and throwing that thing around and since it is a boy...you know like cow tipping
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