Cute diet phrases

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Cute diet phrases
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Wed, 03-17-2004 - 8:47pm

Theres this company up the street that puts up phrases once every month and here are two that has really caught my eye.

  Shawna-- Proud Cl for 100 Pounds or More to Go 

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Registered: 10-31-2003
Wed, 03-17-2004 - 9:07pm

Ha ha ha....I like those....here are a few of my faves....


ONE WHO INDULGES
BULGES

HE WHO STUFFETH..
PUFFETH!

PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL

LOOSE LIPS
BROAD HIPS

TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE

I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.

OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD.

I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

Weight-loss advice to an obese patient: "LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE...JUST EAT THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE."
--Dan Worona



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Registered: 10-31-2003
Wed, 03-17-2004 - 9:11pm

a little "professional" diet humor...


SCHIZOPHRENIA BEATS DINING ALONE


and to give credit to the source... http://danworona.50megs.com/index.html


It's a fun site to visit.


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Registered: 03-26-2003
Wed, 03-17-2004 - 10:02pm
At the Curves I go to they put up little sayings on a board every day (not necessarily about dieting). But last Friday's was "Thou Shalt Not Weigh More Than The Refrigerator" Maybe it's just me or the day, but that struck me as really funny, LOL!

Amanda

285/250.5/150

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Registered: 01-07-2004
Thu, 03-18-2004 - 8:04am
I love that one. HE HE HE does my BS (and all that entails) in Psy good
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Thu, 03-18-2004 - 12:03pm

I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.


Bwahahahahaha!!! I love it!

Coffee Coffee 2 

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Registered: 10-16-2003
Thu, 03-18-2004 - 2:31pm
Um....Furry? Why are you always thinking of eating Shawna's little mouse?
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Thu, 03-18-2004 - 3:29pm
Because she is roleplaying a cat!

  Shawna-- Proud Cl for 100 Pounds or More to Go 

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Registered: 01-07-2004
Thu, 03-18-2004 - 3:30pm
who doesn't like to pick on you?


DOH

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Registered: 10-31-2003
Thu, 03-18-2004 - 4:59pm

Dexter (Shawna's hamster) is safe with me.