New Survivor Series....OT

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Registered: 12-02-2003
New Survivor Series....OT
2
Fri, 03-19-2004 - 8:39pm
Thought you guys might appreciate this!

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men

will be dropped

on an island

with

1 car

and

3 kids each,

for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports

and either

takes

music or

dance classes.

There is no access to fast food.

Each man must

take care of his kids,

keep his assigned house clean,

correct all homework,

complete science projects,

cook,

do laundry,

etc.

The men only have

access to television

When the kids are asleep and

all chores are done.

There is only one TV between them

and ....

there is NO REMOTE

The men must shave their legs,

wear makeup daily,

which they must apply themselves,

either while driving or

while making four lunches.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

*

clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;

make an Indian hut model with

six toothpicks, a tortilla and

one marker;

*

and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of broccoli.

*

! The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

*

The last man wins

only if..

he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's

notice.

*

If the last man does win, he can play the game

over and over again

for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called

"Mother."

iVillage Member
Registered: 12-06-2003
Sat, 03-20-2004 - 12:29am
I love it Mel!!!
iVillage Member
Registered: 03-26-2003
Sat, 03-20-2004 - 8:48am
Too cute hehe

Shawna

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