you wouldnt belive what i did,,,,

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Registered: 04-09-2003
you wouldnt belive what i did,,,,
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Tue, 04-06-2004 - 12:14am
Okay I have been out all day had some school stuff to do then me and my best friend went to lunch then shopping big mistake!! I spent 354 bucks at Wal-Mart I actually spent 150 on myself UNUSUAL! My printer had been out for a while so I went and got one of them 3-1s great deal! They have them for 78 bucks… oh it works so nice… so I can get back to my freelance work…. Got me some bigger shirts for maternity shirts… got Nate some new shorts and underwear…. I had to throw most of his way I realized the other day most of them are 10s.. He hasn’t worn a 10 since last year no wonder he was always complaining of wedgies lol (im such a horrible mother) lol and his easter stuff I got him one of them rediculas transformers I wish they would ban lol and 3 dvd’s and a bunch of baby stuff couple packs of diapers bottles and other little things… oh and managed to get dh some new work boots lol…

so anyway while back in the show department… I decided I better go to the bathroom…told Crystal to watch my buggy…. I go in and do my thing I come out heading to wash my hands and theres a damn man in the bathroom!! I freaked out… I went to cuss him out and call him a pervert till I realized he peeing in a urinal!!! Okay now womens bathrooms don’t have urinals hahahahah OMG!!! The man turned to me and gave me a wtf look lol! I turned bright red and was so embarrassed I ran out of the bathroom ran past Crystal and went and sat n a little bench in the show department…. I couldn’t stop laughing I was even crying… my stomach hurt I was laughing so hard it took me at least 5 minutes to calm down and tell her what happened….. Then she was laughing and crying and her stomach hurt from laughing we sat there for a while till we settled down… and this woman came upp and seen my red teary face grabbing my stomach and asked if everything was okay…. Omg yall I never in my life had done that and to say I was totally embarrassed is so right on lol….

So anyway we left after that I didn’t get no groceries or anything so when dh got home we had to go back for our groceries another 200bucks!! I am never going back to the store with dh and ds again! I go shopping I can get out of there spending 50-80 bucks depending on what we need so to say the least now im broke!!! Lol I walked out of there with 4 bucks in my hand…. Lol so how was yalls day? lol

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Tue, 04-06-2004 - 9:56am
OMG, that's too funny! I almost did that once. I walked in to what I thought was the ladies room, but there were two men standing against the wall. It took me a moment to realize that they were peeing in the urinal! Fortunately, they were faced the other way so they never saw me. Then one time when I was at work, the director of HR, (the same one who does all the sexual harrassment training) walked in to the ladies room when I was in there. Fortunately, I was just at the sink washing my hands, but he was so embarrassed that he came up to me later and apologized. I guess with all the sexual harrassment training, he was paranoid that I was going to sue him. I knew it was an innocent mistake. You'll be laughing at that one for a while, though :)

~~Linda

~~Linda

 

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Tue, 04-06-2004 - 4:20pm
lol.too funny.my best friend and i went in the men's room at a bar last year we still laugh about it
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Tue, 04-06-2004 - 5:47pm
OMG..that was GREAT!!!!
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Tue, 04-06-2004 - 7:29pm
I am so glad everyone got a laugh at my expense!! Ya know my tummy muscles still hurt from all the laughing I did…. If I hadn’t just emptied my bladder I probably would have pee’d on myself lol…. I wonder what that man is telling everyone about the perverted woman that was in the mans bathroom trying to get a peek at some peter lol lol hahhahahahah
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Tue, 04-06-2004 - 8:33pm
When I was 5, I walked into the men's change room at a swimming pool. What's the first area you walk into from a pool into the change room? Yes, the shower.

My 5 year old eyes seeing (more than) half nekkid men traumatized me for years. :oP

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Wed, 04-07-2004 - 1:33am
Oh man! I am the queen of going into the wrong bathroom! rofl. I've done it...more than once.

But my most embarrassing one was when I was in land surveying school (I was 18 or 19) and we were out in these woods by the school and I had to pee so bad and I noticed a sani-can on the edge of the woods (there were houses being built next to the woods). So I jumped at the chance of not having to do the squat and drip dry.

I ran over there with my easily embarrassed little self and swung the door wide open. Well, I got quite a shock! One of the construction workers was in there doing his thing and I think my jaw just dropped and I slammed the door and ran back into the woods and told my classmates what happened. Of course I never heard the end of it. rofl.

I'm not sure why *I* was embarrassed...I mean, *I'm* not the one who went into a sani-can and didn't lock the door. lol.

So, naturally, I knock on EVERY bathroom door whether it's indoors or outdoors. rofl. Even when I *know* no one's in there! ;o)

hey...at least you can blame yours on pregnant brain...lol.

Hugs...

Sarah

Sarah