OT - Stupid Jokes

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Registered: 11-03-2003
OT - Stupid Jokes
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Sat, 04-10-2004 - 10:50pm


Q: What is brown and sticky ?

A: A stick.

Q: What is brown and sounds like a bell ?

A: Dung

Q: In the Brain Store, why are men's brains more expensive than the women's ?

A: Because women's brains are used.

Q: How else can you descibe an atheist with dyslexia and insomnia ?

A: Someone who sits up all night wondering if there's a dog.


Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame one ?

A: Tame way.

Ok, I'll stop before I get a beating .

Amy

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Registered: 01-04-2004
Sat, 04-10-2004 - 11:03pm
ROFL!!

~~Linda

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 11-03-2003
Sun, 04-11-2004 - 5:53pm
Linda, I have a MILLION more..( I work with mostly men)

Amy