Ooooooooooh......... Are YOU part of the Club, too ? It's got alot of members. My mom's in it along with thousands of other women frantically wrestling with the crotch of their pants....
But do you KNOW what I'm talking about ? Can you SEE WHY I fly into a total meltdown because my hoo-hoo is hungry and keeps eating my shorts ?
Does ANYONE understand my PAIN????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I have, however, perfected the little side-step thing and A)Not miss a beat, B)Not look like I'm having a 'wardrobe malfunction'and C)Don't look like I'm hiding weasels in my undies.
********FOR THE RECORD, I HAVE N-E-V-E-R HAD WEASELS IN MY UNDERWEAR.********************
(And if I did, it's been a while and i certainly don't remember his name.)
Well I went to the tanning bed before the trip but you still sunburn when you get out in the sun long enough and that is why my arms, shoulders and face were torched lol
Me, too...I LOVE being tan, and when I go in natural sun I pink up a teeny bit but get even more brown....I generally just get tan once and let it fade naturally. I get so bored sitting in the sun, but the Hex bed I go in is a stand-up, so no funny stripes on the butt LOL! After only 4 visits I was BROWN, so this thing has got some kick to it. I can go every four days for 12 minutes and get darker each time. It's a little scary how fast it works compared to the old bed.
I think I would like Old Navy pants more, but the men's pants fit me really well. I have two pairs of the khaki painter's pants and they are very lightweight and perfect for work. They are also falling off. They are a 34/32 and one swift yank brings them down w/o unbuttoning them. Hey - in December they were too tight so I'm thrilled.
After my cake incident on Friday, I had a little weight backslide and went from 166.5 to 168 this morning. I know it's just a pound and a half and that and more will be gone in a week but it was a real eye-opener into how binges like that pack on the pounds. At the very least, I learned something. So yesterday I was good and stuck to chicken and veggies, an apple with PB... Today I had a pear and an ounce of cheese for breakfast, having a salald with chicken for lunch later, then steamed broccoli and asparagus for dinner(no chicken cause I ran out).
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But do you KNOW what I'm talking about ? Can you SEE WHY I fly into a total meltdown because my hoo-hoo is hungry and keeps eating my shorts ?
Does ANYONE understand my PAIN????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I have, however, perfected the little side-step thing and A)Not miss a beat, B)Not look like I'm having a 'wardrobe malfunction'and C)Don't look like I'm hiding weasels in my undies.
********FOR THE RECORD, I HAVE N-E-V-E-R HAD WEASELS IN MY UNDERWEAR.********************
(And if I did, it's been a while and i certainly don't remember his name.)
Amy
Welcome back! Have a cup of herbal tea, lock the bathroom door, light some candles and chillllll......
I too, signed up for the I'm fat board. Waiting for
Deb 270/228/145ish (updated 4/19/04. Next weigh-in: 6/1/04)
You look good! Sunburned face, demon eyes, and all!
Your like me, I get all pink too! My father was a redhead and I got his white, freckly skin....
It was a real bytch being a pre-teen in the late 70's trying in vain for the ever elusive tan! I gave it up in no time!
Deb 270/228/145ish (updated 4/19/04. Next weigh-in: 6/1/04)
Amy - I've been trying to find a pair of shorts this year that don't show Camel Toe...have not yet been succeeding.
Hope you're adjusting, and that Ike is better soon. Hate it when the babies don't feel good.
Yay....you're home.
Well I went to the tanning bed before the trip but you still sunburn when you get out in the sun long enough and that is why my arms, shoulders and face were torched lol
Hope your son's feeling better, my dd just got over strep throat a few days ago-she had it for Easter!
I think I would like Old Navy pants more, but the men's pants fit me really well. I have two pairs of the khaki painter's pants and they are very lightweight and perfect for work. They are also falling off. They are a 34/32 and one swift yank brings them down w/o unbuttoning them. Hey - in December they were too tight so I'm thrilled.
After my cake incident on Friday, I had a little weight backslide and went from 166.5 to 168 this morning. I know it's just a pound and a half and that and more will be gone in a week but it was a real eye-opener into how binges like that pack on the pounds. At the very least, I learned something. So yesterday I was good and stuck to chicken and veggies, an apple with PB... Today I had a pear and an ounce of cheese for breakfast, having a salald with chicken for lunch later, then steamed broccoli and asparagus for dinner(no chicken cause I ran out).
Oh well!
Amy
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