Hmm...that's why I like men's cargos, either the cotton canvas or the quick-dry nylon )high camel-toe potential, though with the nylon). They tend to hang lower in the leg and the rise of the crotch is longer, so you can sit and your pelvis can swivel freely back and forth in the shorts w/o getting taken hostage by your hoo-hoo. I usually need to try on several different kinds before I'm happy. If you go for a more substantial material, it seems to be camel repellant.
Please keep me updated on this camel toe issue. I can get to you right after I oil up Shawna!!!!
*small triangle shaped furry( or NOT so furry - personal preference)thing sitting on your chest glaring at you with...Oh, I don't know...would it be the clitoris ? Can it see with that ?*
One must have a sense of humor to do what I do ! If you don't, the idiots will get to you sooner or later. And trust me, we deal primarily with idiots.
I would have love to have been a comedian (thank you, BTW) but I am satisfied with getting by in life cracking total strangers up , which is what comedians do, but in a different setting.
I think everyone's seen this - The Blue Collar Comedy Tour - the special on Comedy Central with Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, and Jeff Foxworthy ?
I watch it every time it's on, and the best part was when Foxworthy said "You know your'e a redneck when you have matching salad bowls that all say Cool Whip on the side."
This made me practically got a nosebleed I laughed so hard, and I have 2 Cool Whip now. I will have two more when I hoover up a couple more tubs. I think that is the cooles thing !
DUH. I have to go home for the email link, because I changed my email address, too.
My new member name is 'barkingshark'.
( This is from one of those made for TV movies with B-List actors, and was one of those horribly inaccurate shark movies that they made three of, and in the second one, the sharks had the ability to BARK - kind of like in Jaws 4:The Revenge, when he hauls himself out of the water and ROARS - HOW GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
oh no!!! freak of nature is me...a red head that can tan!!
And the shorts that creep up...let me tell you those things are men!! They have been possessed by the male thinking that after fussing for 9 months to get out they spend their whole life getting back in.
Just men's shorts..I used to wear men's t-shirts too, but they cut them too long and I don't tuck stuff in. Lane Bryant has some okay stuff and I like the bras because I can get good ones without underwire.
JCrew is still out the question, same for the Gap. Men's pants work for me for some reason, but I have wonderful stretch boot-cut leans from lane Bryant and Land's End, too.
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Please keep me updated on this camel toe issue. I can get to you right after I oil up Shawna!!!!
Amy
oh my god, I am going to pee myself...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*small triangle shaped furry( or NOT so furry - personal preference)thing sitting on your chest glaring at you with...Oh, I don't know...would it be the clitoris ? Can it see with that ?*
I would have love to have been a comedian (thank you, BTW) but I am satisfied with getting by in life cracking total strangers up , which is what comedians do, but in a different setting.
I think everyone's seen this - The Blue Collar Comedy Tour - the special on Comedy Central with Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, and Jeff Foxworthy ?
I watch it every time it's on, and the best part was when Foxworthy said "You know your'e a redneck when you have matching salad bowls that all say Cool Whip on the side."
This made me practically got a nosebleed I laughed so hard, and I have 2 Cool Whip now. I will have two more when I hoover up a couple more tubs. I think that is the cooles thing !
'ma fat ass luuvs Koo Wip !
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DUH. I have to go home for the email link, because I changed my email address, too.
My new member name is 'barkingshark'.
( This is from one of those made for TV movies with B-List actors, and was one of those horribly inaccurate shark movies that they made three of, and in the second one, the sharks had the ability to BARK - kind of like in Jaws 4:The Revenge, when he hauls himself out of the water and ROARS - HOW GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Amy
Edited 4/18/2004 9:06 pm ET ET by bugnugget
And the shorts that creep up...let me tell you those things are men!! They have been possessed by the male thinking that after fussing for 9 months to get out they spend their whole life getting back in.
i can't get into them....you think they make shirts for a 42 d??? heck no i have looked
and I HATE LANE BRYANT!!!
I tried to buy stuff there...laughable. You tell me how I can wear a size 14 or 16 in Ralph Lauren and a 26/28 shirt in that stupid place????
I did get a bra a cup size too freaking big. me no like this place at all.
JCrew is still out the question, same for the Gap. Men's pants work for me for some reason, but I have wonderful stretch boot-cut leans from lane Bryant and Land's End, too.
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