AAAAAAACKK!! (Karma)

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Registered: 04-19-2004
AAAAAAACKK!! (Karma)
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Fri, 04-30-2004 - 7:08pm
Ok, so I'm in the bathroom frantically swatting at a housefly with the hand towel. I was working pretty hard and getting hot. I finally nail the little sh*t and.......

The towel snaps back and FLINGS THE FLY STRAIGHT IN TO

MY

MOUTH.

(Are flies low-carb?)

I can see the humor in this now only because I gargled for ever with Listerine.

It's really not that funny.

Yeah, it is.

Gonna go DIE somewhere now...

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Registered: 01-04-2004
Fri, 04-30-2004 - 7:56pm
LOL! When I was a kid, my sister swallowed a fly and went crying to my father. She was so upset, thinking she was gonna die or something. So there she is, crying hysterically to my father, looking for sympathy and reassurance and all he said to her was, "did it taste good?"

So, Amy...Did it taste good?

~~Linda

~~Linda

 

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Registered: 03-25-2003
Fri, 04-30-2004 - 8:07pm
LOL - one line in particular struck me as funny. Last week I was eating some lettuce that my husband "cleaned". I was also reading a book at the same time. Suddenly I looked down and saw this teeny tiny little fly in the salad. Okay, a bit freaked out, but one could be a fluke - then I saw ANOTHER!!!! So then it occurred to me that I might already have swallowed some, and all I could think about was what the carb count was! :-)
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Registered: 04-19-2004
Fri, 04-30-2004 - 9:01pm
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! And I got that damn "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly " song stuck in my head as I was sanitizing with Listerine. It was sour and...fuzzy..and ....crunchy..and stuck to my lip.....
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Registered: 03-11-2004
Fri, 04-30-2004 - 9:06pm
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! LMAO! Brenda

Hugs, Brenda 

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Fri, 04-30-2004 - 9:09pm
Now there is a sign we are WAY too preoccupied with dieting , LOL! Your story reminded me of the time I worked in a Chili's and served a big salad to a gentleman. As I was walking awat, he said 'Miss? I believe I asked for this on the side.' And he has this grin on his face, so I come back and lean over and there is this BIG HONKIN' DRAGONFLY buzzing happily in his salad. HUGE dragonfly ! Like four inches long!

So I'm mortified that I didn't see this small aircraft in his meal and I took it back, dumped it, scooped up the dragon fly, who was VERY obedient for an insect and put him in a tree out back. Gave man a new salad sans buggage.

I have a particular affinity w/ d-flies. They love me for some reason. (I attract flies, isn't that special!)They land on me, follow me, fly around me....Wierd.

But I'm glad one of THOSE did not get in my mouth or I would have had a stroke.

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Fri, 04-30-2004 - 9:12pm
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Yes, I believe that covers it !

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Registered: 11-04-2003
Fri, 04-30-2004 - 11:19pm
I'd have probably had to throw up.
 
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Sat, 05-01-2004 - 9:36am
LOL I would concider flies to be mostly protein =)

  Shawna-- Proud Cl for 100 Pounds or More to Go 

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Registered: 10-31-2003
Sat, 05-01-2004 - 11:45pm

once was a shark who swallowed a fly.......ROFLMA0!!!