Laughter is the best medicine...OT

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Laughter is the best medicine...OT
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Thu, 05-20-2004 - 8:01am
I always get a kick out of stupid headlines. Thought I'd share some.

Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link

Holland Sentinal, date unknown.

Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us

The New York Times, November 22

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut

The Los Angeles Times, November 2

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find

Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories

The Hartford Courant, November 18

Alcohol ads promote drinking

The Baltimore Sun, October 22

Malls try to attract shoppers

The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

Official: Only rain will cure drought

The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men

Newsday, July 11

Low Wages Said Key to Poverty

The Miami Herald, July 3

Man shoots neighbor with machete

The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30

Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes

The New York Times, March 10

Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows

The Los Angeles Times, March 2

Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies

The Oregonian, January 28

Scientists see quakes in L.A. future

The Buffalo News, February 26

Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning

Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold

Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25

Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer

Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8

Economist uses theory to explain economy

Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Bible church's focus is the Bible

Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6

Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons

The Chicago Tribune, March 5

Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity

Journal of Commerce, April 20

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear

The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2

Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person

The Columbus Dispatch, April 16

Lack of brains hinders research

The Los Angeles Times, June 23

Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism

Accusing some of her male colleagues of sexism, Los Angeles Councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out Thursday at City Hall as the ''most sexist good-old-boys work environment that I've ever been in.''...


The Bangkok Post, January 28

Cement Supplies seen as adequate

Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5

How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart

Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29

Fish lurk in streams

And a few more:


Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Stud Tires Out

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Eye Drops off Shelf

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

War Dims Hope for Peace

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

Drunken Drivers Paid $1000

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Deer Kill 17,000

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Air Head Fired

Clock Thief Faces Time

Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Include your Children when Baking Cookies


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Registered: 05-17-2004
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 9:03am

Those were hysterical....I want to know who actually went to court over boxer shorts.

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Fear

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 11:13am
I love them! I usually try to catch Jay Leno's Headlines too. Hugs, Brenda

Hugs, Brenda 

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:20pm
And the answer to all...NO $h!T, Sherlock !!!