Thank You! And just for the record, I can out-belch most of the guys here....Alot of them have repressed home lives I think, because they all tell me they like working with me because nothing bothers me (The nut scratching, the 'adjusting', the farting/burping/nose&butt picking, the various references to all things deemed gross and disgusting). Hey, I provide some competition (although you won't catch me running out of the bathroom screaming 'Hey! Come look at THIS!' I have my limits...)and I figure, I work with a bunch of guys and I can be myself as well.
I do give Jeff the 'eye' when I suspect he has flung a booger at me...He gets awfully quiet...
I hope you feel better, Amy!!! And maybe one of these days I'll come up to your work and see some of this firsthand...on second thought, maybe not lol!
I could have lived the rest of my 9 lives quite content without this knowledge of nose booger flinging and butt scratching.
Nose booger flinging is grounds for serious bodily harm.
Butt scratching is acceptable as long as bare fingers don't touch bare bottom and as long as deep sighs of contentment aren't audible and as long as it doesn't continue for more than 3 seconds.
Adjusting oneself (crouch or boob) should be done discretely - not on a pitcher's mound in front of millions of viewers.
Digging a booger out should be done behind closed doors and where a good hand soap is available for immediate use.
A real woman learns to continue walking elegantly with a wedgie until she can safely hide behind some immovable object to carefully untuck what got tucked in.
ACK! Toenails!!!! And my rats hump. They are asserting their dominance or something....All I know if I have to scream 'Lucy !! STOP humpin' your sister!!!' one more time, the neighbors will probably call the police...
It's a scary place, LOL!!! The flagrantly idiotic behavior in here can rise to epic proprtions depending on who is on duty. I would love it if you stopped by, or better yet, let me know when you will be back up and I'll let you know if I have the day off! I'd love to meet you!
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Hey, I dont see the big deal about picking noses or farting.
I do give Jeff the 'eye' when I suspect he has flung a booger at me...He gets awfully quiet...
Rich is a booger flinger too.
~~Linda
~~Linda
~~Linda
**Dry Heaving**
I could have lived the rest of my 9 lives quite content without this knowledge of nose booger flinging and butt scratching.
Nose booger flinging is grounds for serious bodily harm.
Butt scratching is acceptable as long as bare fingers don't touch bare bottom and as long as deep sighs of contentment aren't audible and as long as it doesn't continue for more than 3 seconds.
Adjusting oneself (crouch or boob) should be done discretely - not on a pitcher's mound in front of millions of viewers.
Digging a booger out should be done behind closed doors and where a good hand soap is available for immediate use.
A real woman learns to continue walking elegantly with a wedgie until she can safely hide behind some immovable object to carefully untuck what got tucked in.
hacking up a hairball,
furry
Amy
Amy
Amy
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