To Those Of Us With Colds....

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Registered: 04-19-2004
To Those Of Us With Colds....
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Tue, 06-08-2004 - 10:37pm
I think it was smoothie gal who was 'snotting' all over the place?....Or whoever it was, he's to OUR HEADCOLDS!

"When I Had A Cold "

When I had a cold my nose ran quite a bit,

I snotted and snatted and snutted and snit,

It ran and it ran and it snotted some more,

So I snotted and snutted and snat on the floor.

I snut on the walls and I snit on the mat,

I snotted and snotted all over my cat,

I snit in the fridge and I snat in the bath,

I snut on a sheep and left snot on a calf.

I snut in the garden and snat on the shed,

And I snotted awake and I snotted in bed.

And eventually when I got over my cold,

I found I had snotted all over the world.

And now everything in the world sticks together,

It's snotted together for ever and ever,

And everyone likes everyone else quite a lot,

As they're bonded together with gallons of snot.

Now everyone's nice and they talk to each other,

There's quality time for the father and mother,

Since I snat on their shoes and I snut in their hair,

They're all stuck together and can't go anywhere.

No-one's ever unpleasant, no insults are thrown,

As they're all stuck together with snot in their home,

And so now and forever the tale will be told,

How the world was made better when I had a cold.





By Joel Veitch at www.rathergood.com. This is the same guy who made the Spongmonkies (the nasty rat-monkey-fetus things on the Quiznos commercials)

Hope everyone's feeling better soon!

Amy The Snot Shark




















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Registered: 04-19-2004
Tue, 06-08-2004 - 10:40pm
Just FYI, for those of us entranced by eccentric British humour, rathergood is a great site, albeit mildly disturbing...especially the hedgehog song-thingy....

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/


Edited 6/8/2004 10:42 pm ET ET by barkingshark

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Registered: 05-23-2004
Tue, 06-08-2004 - 11:14pm
Thanks, Amy. That was a hoot! I'm three sheets to the wind on cold meds and I think I've got conjunctivitis, but I'm laughing my butt off! Its the most exercise I've had all day, lol.

***passin the kleenex to whoever needs 'em***

Vikki

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Registered: 04-16-2004
Wed, 06-09-2004 - 9:30am
I once got a birthday card with the poem:

Don't kiss your honey

When your nose is runny

You may think it's funny..

but it's snot.


Edited 6/9/2004 9:31 am ET ET by spamsammich