Have A Name For My Problem...

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Have A Name For My Problem...
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Fri, 06-25-2004 - 2:53am
I am being followed around by a Binge-osaurus*. It's a dastardly thing that hides behind the fridge and in the crappy evergreen shrubs at the McDonald's drive-thru. My personal Binge-osaurus is purple with bright shiny eyes and a tongue that sticks out a little. I think Kyle may have accidently let it in the other night while he was out having a butt and didn't close the door all the way (why not blame him - it's usually his fault anyway).

Anyone else have a Binge-osaurus?

* I SWEAR I took my medication today. Maybe those mushrooms on the pizza WEREN'T regular mushrooms...


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Registered: 10-31-2003
Fri, 06-25-2004 - 10:21am

Yes, I have two.


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Registered: 05-23-2004
Fri, 06-25-2004 - 10:50am
Yep, I too have a Binge-osaurus. His name is Carl, he's black with red eyes. He slithers around me at the grocery store and Wal-mart. He hisses at me everytime I walk away from the candy and cookie isles empty handed. Last night he kept whispering to me about the yummy bag of chips sitting on my kitchen counter (for dh and ds). I have tried to terminate Carl to no avail. Seems like the more I engage him the bigger and uglier he gets. If anyone has any experience with getting rid of these types of critters, please share!

Vikki :0}

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Fri, 06-25-2004 - 10:54am
Well Amy it's nice to know I'm not alone. Mine follows me around mostly in the afternoon.

He can talk. He says "So you're bored? Have a cookie", "So you're lonely? Have some ice cream", "So your depressed? Eat everything in the kitchen!!!!", etc............... Does yours talk? Yes I took my meds too. I think mine is blue. I've never gotten a good look at him though. He's always behind me whispering in my ear. Don't know who let him in probably one of the boys. If they ever shut a door I would drop dead of amazement.

LOL.

Hugs to you, Brenda

PS Maybe we should get together and breed these little suckers and sick them on the Calista Flockharts of the world. He He. :)

Hugs, Brenda 

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Registered: 05-17-2004
Fri, 06-25-2004 - 11:46am

So that's what it's called...ohhhhhh!

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Fear

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Registered: 06-16-2004
Fri, 06-25-2004 - 12:57pm

LOL Poor Amy!

 

  Shawna

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Registered: 04-16-2004
Fri, 06-25-2004 - 3:07pm
>If anyone has any experience with getting rid of these types of critters, please share!

Beat them over the head with 20 pound weights at the gym.

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Fri, 06-25-2004 - 5:15pm
Mine talks, too. I sometimes se his tail sticking out from under the couch (has a purple-blue pom pom on the end)and He peeks at me alot. He hasn't told me his name but he sounds a bit like Gilbert Godfried, only alot quieter. Which, in and of itself, is a reason to boot him out. He's kinda cute, but I don't want him in the house.

I think I eat when I'm happy and reward myself with food. Maybe I should try shoes and books instead. Can't have too many of either!

I see a snout and nostrils poking out from behind the fridge...Cheeky lil' poop.

Amy

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Fri, 06-25-2004 - 5:22pm
Well, I guess it's NOT really a true binge..I only had a half pint of B&J's in 2 sittings in the same day. It's really just bad choices lately. If I ever ate a whole bag of chips i would dessicate from all the salt. Here is what I USED to do when i was really bad, about four years ago...

A WHOLE bag of Oreos.

An entire 1 pound box of Russell Stovers Chocolate

Entire bag of honey wheat pretzels

A pound of candy

NOT all at the same time, but it was like I wouldn't taste it/it didn't register, no matter how much I ate! How can anyone eat as much chocolate as I did at one time and not throw UP? I would do this rarely so you would think my body would rebel. Nope, it just smoothed it over my hips and butt cause THAT'S where it was goin' anyway!

I will email you tonite at work..I need to go beddy-by now...ACK!

Thanks you! Big hug

Amy

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Sat, 06-26-2004 - 12:37pm
Now Amy I though I was the only one who would eat a whole package of oreos. Tasty little suckers. I think my monster has them in a pouch around his neck. Kind of like the one Indiana Jones wore. He knows just having them near me sends me into a frenzie. He also keeps little debbie cakes in there. Goodness i hate him.

I've eaten enough chocolate in the last eighteen years that I'll bet I'm not really fat. It's probably just a layer of chocolate under my skin. :) By the way, I never felt sick after one of thoes binges either. Hugs, Brenda

Hugs, Brenda 

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Registered: 11-04-2003
Sat, 06-26-2004 - 11:21pm
My binge monster's name is Earl.
 

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