Have A Name For My Problem...

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Have A Name For My Problem...
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Fri, 06-25-2004 - 2:53am
I am being followed around by a Binge-osaurus*. It's a dastardly thing that hides behind the fridge and in the crappy evergreen shrubs at the McDonald's drive-thru. My personal Binge-osaurus is purple with bright shiny eyes and a tongue that sticks out a little. I think Kyle may have accidently let it in the other night while he was out having a butt and didn't close the door all the way (why not blame him - it's usually his fault anyway).

Anyone else have a Binge-osaurus?

* I SWEAR I took my medication today. Maybe those mushrooms on the pizza WEREN'T regular mushrooms...


(My icon has changed to reflect my present mindset...)

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Sun, 06-27-2004 - 1:18am
Oh..I KNOW... The sugar dump into your body just kills me. And I love the chocolate creme Oreos, the PB/chocolate ones, Double Stuff...which is why they are not allowed in the house. Unless I am supremely distracted or very busy and running around, I can't just have one or two or ten. It's sick. I think I have an eating disorder sometimes, because it's ALL mental.

My Bingeosaurus keeps Lil Debbie Devil Cremes with him as well as Oreos. Hello, could eat a WHOLE box of those, too.

There are simply some things I need to avoid completely, and who knows if I'll ever have control over it. Today, I was really good, but that was probably due to the fact i did not have alot of time to eat. I got out of work at 7, was at the barn by 8, did wagon rides for the town of Woodstock until 4, got home at 4:15, showered, passed out until 10:15, got up and went BACK to work. (Ever fall asleep with a wet head of hair? Bed head from HELL)All I managed to get in my face today was yogurt and a piece of toast, a half of a salad with chicken on it, and a piece of toast with PB on it before I came to work. I'm so tired I don't care. I'm sunburned (with racoon face to boot), my butt hurts fron sitting on a wooden wagon rail all day, sore from wrestling 4,600 pounds of cranky horses who make me look like a flea when I stand next to them.

WAH! Rant over....

And if you have layer of chocolate under your skin, I have a layer of PB. We sound delicious....

Sharky hugths,

Amy

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Sun, 06-27-2004 - 5:33pm
I understand completely Rely. LOL. Hugs, Brenda

Hugs, Brenda 

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Sun, 06-27-2004 - 5:38pm
Double Stuff all the way Babe!!!!!!!!!

Hope your butt and your burn recover soon. You're tougher than me. Horses hate me.

Have a good day at work. Hugs, Brenda

Hugs, Brenda 

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Registered: 10-31-2003
Tue, 06-29-2004 - 9:38pm

these were great postings every one - it's nice when you can name the beast.


I have decided to name my creatures - - Hairy and Mauled


furry


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