My Uterus Made Me Eat TWO Donutz!!!!!
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| Sun, 07-25-2004 - 5:57pm |
Ok. But I don't think it burned off the donutz. I missed my medication yesterday and I went into withdrawal and have been incapacitated with a headache ever since. I had one of my officers grab me a coffee at D&D and we had donuts here...so out of pain, frustration and plain old feeling sorry for my pathetic whiny self, I had not ONE, but TWO donuts! And I'm SO stupid, because I fully know I can't eat them on a good day because they make me sick to my stomach.
I'm SO STUPID! And my period will be showing up and I will be bleeding and stupid!
Now that I have the donut thing out of the way, I have really good low carb stuff for dinner - a salad with oil & vinegar, and sauteed garlic chicken with onions, cherry peppers and orange bell peppers. Tomorrow I go to the grocery store again (who the hell is eating all the food?! I eat nothing but yogurt, PB and chicken, and Kyle eats cereal and Hot Pockets! Who is eating the rest of it? It's that freakin' Bingeosaurus, THAT'S who!)
Ok...done with my rant...I feel better cause all my friends called to check on me (my officer buddy Ryan who saw me earlier and was about to drive me to the hospital, my Chief friend who stopped by with Advil and some daisies, and Kyle has called 400 times to make sure I am still alive.) Along with this headache I have vision tracking problem, dizziness and a few other interesting symptoms. I'll call the Dr. tomorrow if I'm not better.(and get an Rx for more donuts!)
Amy

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Do you get migraines often? I used to get them when I was taking coumadin then my doctor recommended eating a banana to help.
Have a cuppa herbal tea and relax. In the grand scheme of things two donougts are better than a dozen.
Good luck!
Cheers
Princess Cranky Pants
Greetings here from Princess Bitchy Cow Knickers !
I refrained from getting into the popcorn, but we have the fat free plain kind, which in the scheme of things isn't too bad...But last night I had a croissant pocket, oodles of noodles...salt galore... I take a potassium supplement and a few other things...I have just been having really bad PMS and need to get over it. The minute I actaully GET my period, I feel better (the cramps are welcome at this point)and I don't feel like a rabid warthog with a sharp stick in my butt anymore. Got the visual?
I will have some T and relax..I am at work and if it was any slower it would go backwards. This is why I am NOT an officer. The first person I pulled over, should they piss me off, I'd whip out the Taser and fry them on the spot, laughing like a hyena whilst doing it. (although I'd feel safer with me having a gun than some of the goofbals we have here...)
Amy
AAAAAAAARGH!
And I just realized the connection between my screen name and real life.
Aren't sharks also referred to as 'non-stop eating machines'?
*** slaps fin to forehead...wait - do I HAVE a forehead?***
Have you ever noticed that all things that can happen to a woman involve the word man (or something similar? Like MENstration, MENopause, MENtal illness, etc.
Yep...I blame them
Princess Cranky Pants
Cheers
Lisa
Hugs, Brenda
And I blame men too. It's ALL THIER FAULT!
YES, TONY, EVEN YOOOOOOUUUU..................
Princess Bitchy Cow Knickers.
How many of us would get arrested?
Come home pregnant?
Lesbians?
Pregnant lesbians?
Severly sunburned?
Where you shouldn't be?
Hungover?
Hungover from cheese?
Ok, I'll stop now...
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