My Uterus Made Me Eat TWO Donutz!!!!!

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My Uterus Made Me Eat TWO Donutz!!!!!
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Sun, 07-25-2004 - 5:57pm
Let me get this out of the way - ($#!@*&">?@!#@&%#!@!@?($#!@*&%@#@!@!* !!!!!

Ok. But I don't think it burned off the donutz. I missed my medication yesterday and I went into withdrawal and have been incapacitated with a headache ever since. I had one of my officers grab me a coffee at D&D and we had donuts here...so out of pain, frustration and plain old feeling sorry for my pathetic whiny self, I had not ONE, but TWO donuts! And I'm SO stupid, because I fully know I can't eat them on a good day because they make me sick to my stomach.

I'm SO STUPID! And my period will be showing up and I will be bleeding and stupid!

Now that I have the donut thing out of the way, I have really good low carb stuff for dinner - a salad with oil & vinegar, and sauteed garlic chicken with onions, cherry peppers and orange bell peppers. Tomorrow I go to the grocery store again (who the hell is eating all the food?! I eat nothing but yogurt, PB and chicken, and Kyle eats cereal and Hot Pockets! Who is eating the rest of it? It's that freakin' Bingeosaurus, THAT'S who!)

Ok...done with my rant...I feel better cause all my friends called to check on me (my officer buddy Ryan who saw me earlier and was about to drive me to the hospital, my Chief friend who stopped by with Advil and some daisies, and Kyle has called 400 times to make sure I am still alive.) Along with this headache I have vision tracking problem, dizziness and a few other interesting symptoms. I'll call the Dr. tomorrow if I'm not better.(and get an Rx for more donuts!)

Amy

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Registered: 07-16-2004
Sun, 07-25-2004 - 6:10pm
If it makes you feel any better my uterus made me eat a bowl of popcorn WITH butter and shakers. Not a smart thing as I'm already retaining water (just started the luverly period) and with the added salt content I'm pretty much a beached whale right now. Oh and to top it off it's bleedin' well hot here today so you may as well call me Princess Cranky Pants.

Do you get migraines often? I used to get them when I was taking coumadin then my doctor recommended eating a banana to help.

Have a cuppa herbal tea and relax. In the grand scheme of things two donougts are better than a dozen.

Good luck!

Cheers

Princess Cranky Pants


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Sun, 07-25-2004 - 6:22pm
Dear Princess Cranky Pants,

Greetings here from Princess Bitchy Cow Knickers !

I refrained from getting into the popcorn, but we have the fat free plain kind, which in the scheme of things isn't too bad...But last night I had a croissant pocket, oodles of noodles...salt galore... I take a potassium supplement and a few other things...I have just been having really bad PMS and need to get over it. The minute I actaully GET my period, I feel better (the cramps are welcome at this point)and I don't feel like a rabid warthog with a sharp stick in my butt anymore. Got the visual?

I will have some T and relax..I am at work and if it was any slower it would go backwards. This is why I am NOT an officer. The first person I pulled over, should they piss me off, I'd whip out the Taser and fry them on the spot, laughing like a hyena whilst doing it. (although I'd feel safer with me having a gun than some of the goofbals we have here...)

Amy

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Sun, 07-25-2004 - 6:29pm
AND NOW I HAVE A ZIT!!!!!!

AAAAAAAARGH!

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Sun, 07-25-2004 - 6:46pm
NOT ANYMORE! (Ouchie that hurt!)

And I just realized the connection between my screen name and real life.

Aren't sharks also referred to as 'non-stop eating machines'?

*** slaps fin to forehead...wait - do I HAVE a forehead?***

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Registered: 07-16-2004
Sun, 07-25-2004 - 6:50pm
OH NO!!! NOT A ZIT! Can you hide it? I have a huge one near my ear so if wear my hair 'just so' and don't move my head too quickly...no one will notice.

Have you ever noticed that all things that can happen to a woman involve the word man (or something similar? Like MENstration, MENopause, MENtal illness, etc.

Yep...I blame them

Princess Cranky Pants

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Registered: 06-16-2004
Sun, 07-25-2004 - 8:31pm
Aunt Flo and Uncle Red must have visited us all this week!

 

  Shawna

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Registered: 07-16-2004
Sun, 07-25-2004 - 8:41pm
How do you find the ring? I had a blood clot once from travelling and am not allowed back on the pill so I've been seeking out other birthcontrol methods. I've also be thinking about the IUD.

Cheers

Lisa

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Sun, 07-25-2004 - 9:07pm
Would you all mind sharing some of your pharamones? I am 25 days late and I am starting to be quite cranky and very tired. Please I am begging you! Hugs, Brenda

Hugs, Brenda 

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Sun, 07-25-2004 - 9:58pm
YES!!! A ZIT!! I attacked it, dried it up with soap, and it's gone. It was half on my chin, half on the corner of my mouth, i.e VERY OBVIOUS EVEN FROM SPACE.

And I blame men too. It's ALL THIER FAULT!

YES, TONY, EVEN YOOOOOOUUUU..................

Princess Bitchy Cow Knickers.

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Sun, 07-25-2004 - 10:05pm
***Sigh*** I am such a drama queen... Can you IMAGINE the damage we all would do if on the cruise together while PMSing? We wouldn't even get out of port before they had to get more food...What a fun thought...all of us from the board on a cruise together.

How many of us would get arrested?

Come home pregnant?

Lesbians?

Pregnant lesbians?

Severly sunburned?

Where you shouldn't be?

Hungover?

Hungover from cheese?

Ok, I'll stop now...

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