My Uterus Made Me Eat TWO Donutz!!!!!

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My Uterus Made Me Eat TWO Donutz!!!!!
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Sun, 07-25-2004 - 5:57pm
Let me get this out of the way - ($#!@*&">?@!#@&%#!@!@?($#!@*&%@#@!@!* !!!!!

Ok. But I don't think it burned off the donutz. I missed my medication yesterday and I went into withdrawal and have been incapacitated with a headache ever since. I had one of my officers grab me a coffee at D&D and we had donuts here...so out of pain, frustration and plain old feeling sorry for my pathetic whiny self, I had not ONE, but TWO donuts! And I'm SO stupid, because I fully know I can't eat them on a good day because they make me sick to my stomach.

I'm SO STUPID! And my period will be showing up and I will be bleeding and stupid!

Now that I have the donut thing out of the way, I have really good low carb stuff for dinner - a salad with oil & vinegar, and sauteed garlic chicken with onions, cherry peppers and orange bell peppers. Tomorrow I go to the grocery store again (who the hell is eating all the food?! I eat nothing but yogurt, PB and chicken, and Kyle eats cereal and Hot Pockets! Who is eating the rest of it? It's that freakin' Bingeosaurus, THAT'S who!)

Ok...done with my rant...I feel better cause all my friends called to check on me (my officer buddy Ryan who saw me earlier and was about to drive me to the hospital, my Chief friend who stopped by with Advil and some daisies, and Kyle has called 400 times to make sure I am still alive.) Along with this headache I have vision tracking problem, dizziness and a few other interesting symptoms. I'll call the Dr. tomorrow if I'm not better.(and get an Rx for more donuts!)

Amy

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Sun, 07-25-2004 - 10:10pm
It could be perimenopause...check these out..and go to your OBGYN!

http://messageboards.ivillage.com/iv-bhmenopause

http://www.ivillagehealth.com/library/nwh/content/0,,215912_227202,00.html

http://www.ivillagehealth.com/library/nwh/content/0,,215912_227195,00.html

Hope this sheds some light on your Bizarre Uterus Situation...

Amy :)

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Registered: 05-17-2004
Sun, 07-25-2004 - 10:52pm

Breathe....slow breath in, slow breath out.

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Fear

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Registered: 06-16-2004
Mon, 07-26-2004 - 12:46am

My gyno suggested it to me and I have loved using it.

 

  Shawna

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Registered: 07-16-2004
Mon, 07-26-2004 - 12:55am
Thanks for the information! Unfortunately it uses estrogen so I'm not allowed to use it. Oh well...life goes on. Seems like it would be really handy though. Lurve the idea of the reminder program!

Cheers

Lisa

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Mon, 07-26-2004 - 1:32am
***puts fins together and bows to Kerstin the Wise***

Y'know how they say that women who spend alot of time together will sometimes eventually get thier periods in synch? can that happen over the internet, too?

I had a good dinner at work, and came home to 300 candles blazing in the house, classical music, the table set with small plates of pasta with the sauce poured in a heart shape on top, outlined with parmesan cheese.

Everyone alltogether : "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..............."

And it was just a little half carb spaghetti from Mueller's. It was so sweet. Then I exfoliated in the shower, a massage with Jasmine Vanilla Oil and ...AHEM.

ANYway...I am going to grocery store tomorrow for a Fresh Monday Start. This trick works well with me.

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Registered: 01-04-2004
Mon, 07-26-2004 - 9:24am
>>Y'know how they say that women who spend alot of time together will sometimes eventually get thier periods in synch? can that happen over the internet, too? <<

I think you're on to something there! TOM's paying me a visit, too and it hasn't been pretty!

~~Linda

~~Linda

 

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Registered: 06-16-2004
Mon, 07-26-2004 - 9:54am
Ahhhh how sweet!

 

  Shawna

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Mon, 07-26-2004 - 11:56am
Amy thanks for the links! I'll check them out.

Hugs, Brenda

PS Could you just wave one of your pharmoney fins my way, in the mean time?

Hugs, Brenda 

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Mon, 07-26-2004 - 9:19pm
***lays in front of west-facing fan and flaps frantically***

Can you smell me NOW? GOOD!

Hope that helps!

Amy

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