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| Fri, 08-27-2004 - 5:09pm |
There are no longer enough Catholic priests in North America to fulfill all the requests for divine intervention that are received by parishioners. The requests are therefore outsourced to churches in India, where up-and-coming young clergy pray over them at $5 a pop. It's too bad, the powers-that-be apparently don't know about me and my team of Prayer Warriors, because we perform the same service absolutely free. To demonstrate our effectiveness, we plan to unleash a series of powerful prayers in your behalf. Specifically, we will beseech God to bless you and your family in the coming weeks with cathartic pleasures that will permanently expand your capacity for happiness. Blessings to your new grand-baby, and her parents!
Your board-friend,
Astri

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Edited 8/27/2004 5:49 pm ET ET by two_kids
Have a happy day!
Astri
If your thoughts are clear, you can pray for me.
Sinners need prayers.
Saints hear prayers.
Often prayers are answered.
For silly reasons and silly things.
For *friends* like forte
*another forte friend*
*welcome*
Amy
"What is an 'Oprah'?" - Teal'c, SG-1
Kerstin
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