Forte, just so you know

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Forte, just so you know
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Fri, 08-27-2004 - 5:09pm
Dear Forte,

There are no longer enough Catholic priests in North America to fulfill all the requests for divine intervention that are received by parishioners. The requests are therefore outsourced to churches in India, where up-and-coming young clergy pray over them at $5 a pop. It's too bad, the powers-that-be apparently don't know about me and my team of Prayer Warriors, because we perform the same service absolutely free. To demonstrate our effectiveness, we plan to unleash a series of powerful prayers in your behalf. Specifically, we will beseech God to bless you and your family in the coming weeks with cathartic pleasures that will permanently expand your capacity for happiness. Blessings to your new grand-baby, and her parents!

Your board-friend,

Astri

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Fri, 08-27-2004 - 5:47pm
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Edited 8/27/2004 5:49 pm ET ET by two_kids
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Fri, 08-27-2004 - 6:16pm
Forte, I'm gonna bump this, just so you don't miss it and you know my thoughts are with you and your family this weekend. Stay smiling.
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Fri, 08-27-2004 - 7:09pm
Ooooh...bumping this too...just *in* *case* she missed it with her only getting on a few minutes here and there.

Have a happy day!

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Registered: 04-13-2004
Fri, 08-27-2004 - 7:31pm
Thank you.

Astri

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Fri, 08-27-2004 - 8:12pm
Praying is good, what a nice friend you are *thank you*.

If your thoughts are clear, you can pray for me.

Sinners need prayers.

Saints hear prayers.

Often prayers are answered.

For silly reasons and silly things.

For *friends* like forte


*another forte friend*

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Fri, 08-27-2004 - 8:25pm
Oh, HI!!! Are YOU new TOO????

*welcome*

Amy

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Fri, 08-27-2004 - 8:26pm
That's so nice! (:

"What is an 'Oprah'?" - Teal'c, SG-1

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Registered: 05-17-2004
Fri, 08-27-2004 - 8:26pm
I guess that answers my question.

Kerstin

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Fear

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Sat, 08-28-2004 - 3:44am
I could 'permanently expand your capacity for happiness' ...

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Sat, 08-28-2004 - 3:45am
Hello....

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