No NOT waste your $$$$$
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No NOT waste your $$$$$
| Tue, 08-31-2004 - 12:00pm |
Okay, I was in Linens'n Things yesterday...and at the checkout, they had the as-seen-on-TV Natural Bra...the silicone cups that stick to your boobs and clip toghether?
YEAH.
WHAT EVER.
Of course, once you get the box open, you get the warnings about extended use, and this thing is not meant to replace a real bra and on and freakin' ON.
So, we put it on (Kyle was facsinated and need to assist me)and although it stuck so-so, it did NOTHING for support, did not change the current cruising alTITude of my breasts, and looked rather bizarre.
And I am a 34/36 smallish C.
So after a few minutes, the adhesive let go and "FLOOIIIINNG!" went my NB flapping thru the air to land on the floor.
I am sufficiently UNimpressed and will be returning these for store credit.
Ladies, step away from your credit cards.
Amy

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Well girl I went from a DD to a C cup which is just not fair in my universe, but I will have boobs again I am just gonna have to buy them.
LOL
Only in the last 20 pounds did they take off for greener pastures, so if anyone sees them, tell them to stay put and I will come get them. Damn sneaky thangs.
Amy
hehe.
Anyway, at least you didn't start out as a small B and start losing weight. You'd be flat! Me? I'll never be flat again, thanks to the power of saline C: <--- get it? (;
"What is an 'Oprah'?" - Teal'c, SG-1
~~Linda
~~Linda
Hell that was the only thing men would notice. Whats a girl to do.
Yanno, those inserts you can get the fake plastic ones that look like chicken breast? Yeah well at the last party we had at the house I took one out of my bra and whipped it at the patio door and we watched it creep down the door like a slinky. They are not functional for anything but entertaining adults in a non sexual way.
Tastes like chicken !!
;)
As I said in the I am FAT post. I am a dork
Boobs for me went about 20 ponds ago. My a$$ is, disappointinly, still here.
And Furry, mine swings to and fro when I stop moving. ;)
I am aloso a dork, but have a sweatshirt that says 'geek'. My boyfriend is a computer/gamer/music dork. He plays Everquest. He is a guitarist. He builds computers.
It's sad.
Amy
I am a geek girl I have a few shirts with that phrase on it. I also wear a lot of old school nintendo shirts. My name is Jodi and I own every gaming system that is out there.
Ok I may have just found the reason I am single LOL...
I wore a shirt to the gym last night. "know your mushrooms" a picture of all the mushrooms that are in the original Super Mario game.
;)
~ JODI ~
Gawd, you two shoulda hooked up!
Amy
Dear lord Amy:
If I had known you'd need boobies, I'd have donated some of mine to you before I let the doctor dispose of them.
I love my C cup now and don't look back.
I thought about that "stick's your boobs together thing" but decided against it.
Fear
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