No NOT waste your $$$$$

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Registered: 04-19-2004
No NOT waste your $$$$$
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Tue, 08-31-2004 - 12:00pm
Okay, I was in Linens'n Things yesterday...and at the checkout, they had the as-seen-on-TV Natural Bra...the silicone cups that stick to your boobs and clip toghether?

YEAH.

WHAT EVER.

Of course, once you get the box open, you get the warnings about extended use, and this thing is not meant to replace a real bra and on and freakin' ON.

So, we put it on (Kyle was facsinated and need to assist me)and although it stuck so-so, it did NOTHING for support, did not change the current cruising alTITude of my breasts, and looked rather bizarre.

And I am a 34/36 smallish C.

So after a few minutes, the adhesive let go and "FLOOIIIINNG!" went my NB flapping thru the air to land on the floor.

I am sufficiently UNimpressed and will be returning these for store credit.

Ladies, step away from your credit cards.

Amy

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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-19-2004
Tue, 08-31-2004 - 1:40pm
LOL

check your email.

NOW.

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Registered: 07-28-2004
Tue, 08-31-2004 - 3:57pm
You guys are so funny - people are walking by my desk and wondering why I have this goofy smile on my face. This is one of the reasons I love being here! Thanks for making my afternoon so enjoyable :)

Shannon

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Registered: 07-26-2004
Tue, 08-31-2004 - 4:34pm
ROFLMAO! And how much did you spend on these?

*wiping tears from my eyes*

furry

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Tue, 08-31-2004 - 5:59pm
Twenty dollars for flying fake boobs. (BOOIIIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!)

They WILL be returned!

Amy

Rubber Boobie Shark

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Registered: 07-26-2004
Tue, 08-31-2004 - 7:05pm
$10 bucks a boob.....geee....stick on tassels can be purchased for 6 for $5.00

furry

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Registered: 08-31-2004
Tue, 08-31-2004 - 7:09pm
Now how do you know about the price of boobie tassles?!
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Registered: 07-26-2004
Tue, 08-31-2004 - 7:39pm
Intuition?

***hack cough*** excuse I have a hairball or 1/2 chewed mouse in my throat....can't post now....

furry

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Registered: 07-16-2004
Tue, 08-31-2004 - 10:32pm
Okay...Amy, I adore you..you have a wonderful sense of humour and your honesty is so refreshing, however, I do have to wonder...

WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING BUYING A 'NATURAL BRA' AT LINENS'N THINGS?

Actually, I should probably ask what brainwave merchandises for that store?!

And if you're ever really desperate...I've heard that duct tape makes amazing cleavage - of course I wouldn't want to have to be the one to tear it off myself.

And finally...I don't want to lose my girls!! sniff sniff

Cheers

Lisa

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