Holy Sports Bra Batman!!!!!!!

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Registered: 07-22-2004
Holy Sports Bra Batman!!!!!!!
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Wed, 09-01-2004 - 8:46pm
Ok ladies KARMA is not my friend.

I go to the gym tonight and I have not been in the groove at all in an effort to get back into the swing of things I grab my running partner and we hit the treadmill. He is ex military and we run HARD when he is there. So he says we are going to run about 18 miles.

So we get going and get asked to "go play outside" because I am singing a little too loudly Kiss the Girl from the movie the Little Mermaid. I sing to Sean (my runner friend) all the time when we work out hence getting asked to leave.

Well my shirt was dripping water on to my pants so I take it off on the treadmill and am running in my sports bra and my pants. I could feel something was bugging me with it, I just ignored it. Flipped on " I touch myself" by the Devinyls and ran my heart out at the pace of 7.8 (all of this will become realtive).

This is about when I feel my bra loosen. Or umm break yeah BREAK. The strap breaks my boob is flying all over the place as I am saying OMG OMG, I cant stop running on a dime because I will fall off the treadmill. Sean looks over and throws my t-shirt over me sweat goes flying all over the guy next to me so of course he LOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sean pulls the stop cord out I go flying BOOB STILL OUT MIND YOU!!!!!!!.

Once I stopped laughing and caught my breath I finally realized the irony of all of this. I was listening to a song about touching myself which seems to be all I do since I dont see any men do it, Umm guess what? I will be doing a little longer since now every man in the gym saw my boobs! Whats the point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG could I be more of an idiot?

I am sending this story to Nike.

You're Court Jester

~ JODI ~

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Wed, 09-01-2004 - 10:07pm

OMG JODI!

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Fear

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Registered: 06-16-2003
Wed, 09-01-2004 - 10:34pm
LOL that sounds like me too lol
~Sayruhb02
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Registered: 04-19-2004
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 4:55am
Okay, Jodi has COMPLETELY upstaged anything I have done lately....

Wow...were we separated at birth?

Way to go, babe! I have the visual and it's just too damn funny....

*hugs*

Amy

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Registered: 07-22-2004
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 7:57am


Thank god I have a sense of humor.

Lordy one day I will be graceful, just not TODAY!

JODI

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Registered: 08-31-2004
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 3:34pm
LOL!!!! Im not even sure what to say about that story ha!
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Registered: 01-04-2004
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 4:10pm
LOL that's too funny! Now that sounds like an Amy story! I'm glad you can laugh about it :)

~~Linda

~~Linda

 

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 5:36pm
I would have just died. LOL Hugs, Brenda

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Registered: 07-22-2004
Thu, 09-02-2004 - 7:32pm

Its insane only I could have something like this happen to me.


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Thu, 09-02-2004 - 8:22pm
I would have laid there for a moment, wishing the floor would swallow me, then I would have embarassed my self AGAIN by laughing so hard I'd wet my pants.

Half naked and peeing myself in public. Unfortunately, this wouldn't be the FIRST time...

"No, folks, she's okay..she was let out on a day pass but we are bringing her back early..."

Amy