Some diet funnies

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Registered: 08-31-2004
Some diet funnies
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Tue, 09-28-2004 - 1:52pm
Got this from the WW magazine :)



Life itself is the proper binge--Julia Child

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet--Writer William Gilmore Beymer

I can resist anything but temptation--Playwright Oscar Wilde

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass--Comedian Martin Mull

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four...Unless there are three other people.--Orson Welles

Im not overweight, Im just nine inches too short--Shelley Winters

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again--Erma Bombeck

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite has deja vu-- Jane Wagner

Ive been on a diet for two weeks and all Ive lost is 14 days-- Totie Fields

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interst me are the number you get in a diamond.--Mae West

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Registered: 01-27-2004
Tue, 09-28-2004 - 3:32pm
You forgot my favorite:

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Registered: 05-17-2004
Sun, 10-03-2004 - 9:18pm
Those were great.

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Fear

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Registered: 07-16-2004
Sun, 10-03-2004 - 9:57pm
Those were great! My favs are:

"I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor" - Joan Rivers


"I'd go for a run but I might spill my martini" - not sure who said it but a friend gave me a magnet with it.

Cheers

L