Some diet funnies
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| Tue, 09-28-2004 - 1:52pm |
Life itself is the proper binge--Julia Child
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet--Writer William Gilmore Beymer
I can resist anything but temptation--Playwright Oscar Wilde
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass--Comedian Martin Mull
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four...Unless there are three other people.--Orson Welles
Im not overweight, Im just nine inches too short--Shelley Winters
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again--Erma Bombeck
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite has deja vu-- Jane Wagner
Ive been on a diet for two weeks and all Ive lost is 14 days-- Totie Fields
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interst me are the number you get in a diamond.--Mae West

Fear
"I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor" - Joan Rivers
"I'd go for a run but I might spill my martini" - not sure who said it but a friend gave me a magnet with it.
Cheers
L