Barking shark

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Barking shark
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Sun, 10-24-2004 - 6:20pm
Amy,

I really don't post a lot but I do read and keep up with all the new posts. I did want to say that I am really glad to see you posting again. You always make me laugh and I am sure I am not the only one around here that needs a laugh now and then. Thanks for coming back. :-)Stephanie
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Registered: 07-16-2004
In reply to: steph_6951
Sun, 10-24-2004 - 6:22pm
Steph I have to agree with you there - Amy it's so good to see you posting again! I've really missed your warped, twisted, wonderful humour! Hope you're back for awhile.

Besides I miss being able to drool over cheese and cupcakes with someone else!

Cheers

Lisa

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Registered: 01-27-2004
In reply to: steph_6951
Sun, 10-24-2004 - 6:34pm

((((((((((Amy)))))))))), I have SO missed my shark!

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Registered: 01-04-2004
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Sun, 10-24-2004 - 6:46pm
Amy, I was just thinking about you today, and I'm so glad to see you posting again! I hope everything is going well with you. We miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~Linda

~~Linda

 

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Registered: 04-19-2004
In reply to: steph_6951
Sun, 10-24-2004 - 8:04pm
THNERRRRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm...THNIFFIN' ! Hi Ladies ! Thought I'd thtop by and thee what wath up... Thorry about the listhp..Ith's terrible today...

I had lurked a bit, but would get so mad at what I read I'd develop unconTROLLable flatulence. My online time is precious and rare now, as I have Internut access at work and library, which quite honestly is a major pain in the ass to go to. The librarian smells funny, has flesh-rotting breath, and gives me the willies..

I don't MIND having the willies, but I try to give them to someone else and they don't want them. So I get stuck with alot of willies.

(God I'm SO QUEER!)

I have been well, and have been walking several miles a week when the mood strikes(OWW!). Time makes no difference - I'll go in the morning, or at night - like after work around 11pm. It's too damn cold for anyone else to be out but me, so I don't worry about being jumped. Plus, I wear a sweatshirt that says in a big yellow biohazard symbol on the back, "Did NOT Take Her Medication Today, If You Care To Try Your Luck."

I continue to argue with food and have had the PMS hungry horrors. Bought a little one person $3 cake at Wal-fart last night and ate half of it on the ride home from shopping with friends. Then ate the other half when I got home. Didn't want it to get stale, y'know? Apparently I didn't need to feel bad about eating it because my girlfriend and I had mild cases of food poisoning, and I camped out in the potty all night. Bella and Lucy kept me company with their horrendous nosiness. What a picture I must have presented. Projectile butt-vomiting with a rat on my head and one on my lap.

Whatever.

I'll be swimming in the area..

Amy

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Registered: 08-31-2004
In reply to: steph_6951
Sun, 10-24-2004 - 8:52pm
Amy, I also missed your sassy posts and funny stories. Im glad to hear that the rat babies are doing well and I hope your butt has recooped too. PLEASE oh PLEASE come by when you can :) The more sunshine the better!
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Registered: 01-27-2004
In reply to: steph_6951
Sun, 10-24-2004 - 9:12pm
(((((Amy))))), where did you get that sweatshirt?

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Registered: 04-19-2004
In reply to: steph_6951
Sun, 10-24-2004 - 10:40pm
The sweatshirt ? I made it. The letters are lovingly and gracefully painted with the blood of those who dared irk me whilst walking.

I AM KIDDING !!!!!!

Get a light colored sweatshirt.

Get a black laundry marker.

In your non-dominant writing hand (so it looks creepy and COMPLETELY mentally unstable)write the words.

I heard similar advice from a comedian once, regarding being safe and unbothered while riding the subway. "If you act crazier than everyone else, you WILL be left alone."

How true it is.

Amy

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Registered: 05-17-2004
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Sun, 10-24-2004 - 10:43pm
She lives!

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Fear

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Registered: 04-19-2004
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Sun, 10-24-2004 - 10:46pm
Thank you, Shawna !

My butt has returned to a stable holding pattern and there have been no more malfunctions or leakage.

Rat babies are fine (and so damn fat that when they sit up I can't see their little pink feet). Lucy has developed an obsession with band-aids, especially if you are WEARING IT.

She attempted to yank mine off my ankle and it was uncomfortable. So, I bent my leg at the knee and kept my lower leg suspended in the air behind me while I went back to plucking my eyebrows.

(Dramatic pause)

Lucy, not to be deterred, leapt through the air, landed on my calf, and proceded to ATTACK THE BAND-AID.

Rats punt great !

Bella, of course was minding her own business and humping the rubber squeaky duck after she knocked it off the windowsill.

Such is my life. Sigh.

Amy ;)