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| Sun, 10-24-2004 - 6:20pm |
Amy,
I really don't post a lot but I do read and keep up with all the new posts. I did want to say that I am really glad to see you posting again. You always make me laugh and I am sure I am not the only one around here that needs a laugh now and then. Thanks for coming back. :-)Stephanie
I really don't post a lot but I do read and keep up with all the new posts. I did want to say that I am really glad to see you posting again. You always make me laugh and I am sure I am not the only one around here that needs a laugh now and then. Thanks for coming back. :-)Stephanie

Besides I miss being able to drool over cheese and cupcakes with someone else!
Cheers
Lisa
((((((((((Amy)))))))))), I have SO missed my shark!
~~Linda
~~Linda
I'm...THNIFFIN' ! Hi Ladies ! Thought I'd thtop by and thee what wath up... Thorry about the listhp..Ith's terrible today...
I had lurked a bit, but would get so mad at what I read I'd develop unconTROLLable flatulence. My online time is precious and rare now, as I have Internut access at work and library, which quite honestly is a major pain in the ass to go to. The librarian smells funny, has flesh-rotting breath, and gives me the willies..
I don't MIND having the willies, but I try to give them to someone else and they don't want them. So I get stuck with alot of willies.
(God I'm SO QUEER!)
I have been well, and have been walking several miles a week when the mood strikes(OWW!). Time makes no difference - I'll go in the morning, or at night - like after work around 11pm. It's too damn cold for anyone else to be out but me, so I don't worry about being jumped. Plus, I wear a sweatshirt that says in a big yellow biohazard symbol on the back, "Did NOT Take Her Medication Today, If You Care To Try Your Luck."
I continue to argue with food and have had the PMS hungry horrors. Bought a little one person $3 cake at Wal-fart last night and ate half of it on the ride home from shopping with friends. Then ate the other half when I got home. Didn't want it to get stale, y'know? Apparently I didn't need to feel bad about eating it because my girlfriend and I had mild cases of food poisoning, and I camped out in the potty all night. Bella and Lucy kept me company with their horrendous nosiness. What a picture I must have presented. Projectile butt-vomiting with a rat on my head and one on my lap.
Whatever.
I'll be swimming in the area..
Amy
I AM KIDDING !!!!!!
Get a light colored sweatshirt.
Get a black laundry marker.
In your non-dominant writing hand (so it looks creepy and COMPLETELY mentally unstable)write the words.
I heard similar advice from a comedian once, regarding being safe and unbothered while riding the subway. "If you act crazier than everyone else, you WILL be left alone."
How true it is.
Amy
Fear
My butt has returned to a stable holding pattern and there have been no more malfunctions or leakage.
Rat babies are fine (and so damn fat that when they sit up I can't see their little pink feet). Lucy has developed an obsession with band-aids, especially if you are WEARING IT.
She attempted to yank mine off my ankle and it was uncomfortable. So, I bent my leg at the knee and kept my lower leg suspended in the air behind me while I went back to plucking my eyebrows.
(Dramatic pause)
Lucy, not to be deterred, leapt through the air, landed on my calf, and proceded to ATTACK THE BAND-AID.
Rats punt great !
Bella, of course was minding her own business and humping the rubber squeaky duck after she knocked it off the windowsill.
Such is my life. Sigh.
Amy ;)