Nate loves to embarrass me lol

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Registered: 06-18-2004
Nate loves to embarrass me lol
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Tue, 10-26-2004 - 11:58pm

Okay Nate and I ran to the grocery store and he asks “ mom why do a lot of “chocolate” men show their underwear?” Of course I go on a whole spew about how some think its fashionable to wear such baggy pants that they tend to fall down then of course he asks why his dad doesn’t wear baggy pants and I tell him because it is very tacky besides I would kill him lol… so then I realize why hes asking there is 3 guys standing in an aisle with their “baggy pants” and there underwear is showing… my dear son walks up to them and my mom thinks you guys are tacky I about died I wanted to smack him right there lol…. Then after go pull up these guys pants and get them a belt lol

 

Lilypie Baby Birthday

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Wed, 10-27-2004 - 9:12am
Oh DES!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Out of the mouths of babes!!!!!!!!! Children are just so cute aren't they!:( Hugs, Brenda

Hugs, Brenda 

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Registered: 07-26-2004
Wed, 10-27-2004 - 10:29am
oh if I could get paid $5 for every time my children embarassed me like that -- I could retire.

At young ages, my kids have said the following to strangers.......

"Smoking is stupid, are you stupid or didn't anyone tell you"

"Are you a man or a woman cause I can't tell"

"Your butt is bigger than my mommy's"

"how come you have three boobies"

"I bet your wife divorced you too"

"You are really cute, does that mean you are dumb"

"I farted, can you smell it"

"Did you fart 'cause something around here stinks"

"is that wart real or is it makeup"

and my all time favorite

"my mom is single and kisses real good - will you marry her"

furry

p.s. Yes, my son is also the one who licked the Chocolate Lab thinking it would taste like Chocolate.

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Registered: 10-02-2003
Wed, 10-27-2004 - 11:03am

hmmm you might wanna point out to him that not only chocolate men do that ... :)


me and my boyfriend (who is blk) were at the red lobster and this little girl (couldn't have been more than 3)

 
 
 
 

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Registered: 05-17-2004
Wed, 10-27-2004 - 11:35am

Don't you love little boys????


At four, in preschool, I got a call from the teacher who had promptly informed me Joey was very rude in class.

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Fear

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Registered: 08-31-2004
Wed, 10-27-2004 - 11:42am

OMG!

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Registered: 10-09-2004
Wed, 10-27-2004 - 11:14pm


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Thanks for the best laugh I have had in a long time! Laughter is good for everyone and a great way to heal.

SussieQ