A little humor for a Sunday afternoon

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Registered: 02-08-2001
A little humor for a Sunday afternoon
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Sun, 08-10-2003 - 2:07pm
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to

my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with

her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I

looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the

hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which

knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,

it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee

between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined

the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important cal! l.

Damn women drivers!!


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Registered: 01-03-2001
Sun, 08-10-2003 - 7:21pm
LOL Good one!

Miss P