A little humor for a Sunday afternoon
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| Sun, 08-10-2003 - 2:07pm |
my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I
looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the
hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined
the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important cal! l.
Damn women drivers!!

Miss P