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Snotty Girdletush
| Fri, 08-29-2003 - 10:58pm |
>Sometimes when you have a stressful day, you need some silliness to
>relax.
>Here is your dose... This only takes a minute and it's fun.
>
>In the children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
>Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces
everyone
>to
>assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
>a = poopsie
>b = lumpy
>c = buttercup
>d = gidget
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = fluffy
>h = cheeseball
>i = chim-chim
>j = stinky
>k = flunky
>l = boobie
>m = pinky
>n = zippy
>o = goober
>p = doofus
>q = slimy
>r = loopy
>s = snotty
>t = tootie
>u = dorkey
>v = squeezit
>w = oprah
>x = skipper
>y = dinky
>z = zsa-zsa
>
>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
>of your new last name:
>a = apple
>b = toilet
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = barf
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = potty
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = hamster
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = stinker
>
>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
>half of your new last name:
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = hiney
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
>
>Now, use your new name as the subject and send it to anyone you
>know who needs a smile.
>
>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults
>laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
>
>
>relax.
>Here is your dose... This only takes a minute and it's fun.
>
>In the children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
>Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces
everyone
>to
>assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
>a = poopsie
>b = lumpy
>c = buttercup
>d = gidget
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = fluffy
>h = cheeseball
>i = chim-chim
>j = stinky
>k = flunky
>l = boobie
>m = pinky
>n = zippy
>o = goober
>p = doofus
>q = slimy
>r = loopy
>s = snotty
>t = tootie
>u = dorkey
>v = squeezit
>w = oprah
>x = skipper
>y = dinky
>z = zsa-zsa
>
>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
>of your new last name:
>a = apple
>b = toilet
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = barf
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = potty
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = hamster
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = stinker
>
>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
>half of your new last name:
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = hiney
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
>
>Now, use your new name as the subject and send it to anyone you
>know who needs a smile.
>
>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults
>laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
>
>

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