Snotty Girdletush

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Snotty Girdletush
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Fri, 08-29-2003 - 10:58pm
>Sometimes when you have a stressful day, you need some silliness to

>relax.

>Here is your dose... This only takes a minute and it's fun.

>

>In the children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of

>Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces

everyone

>to

>assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

>

>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first

name:

>a = poopsie

>b = lumpy

>c = buttercup

>d = gidget

>e = crusty

>f = greasy

>g = fluffy

>h = cheeseball

>i = chim-chim

>j = stinky

>k = flunky

>l = boobie

>m = pinky

>n = zippy

>o = goober

>p = doofus

>q = slimy

>r = loopy

>s = snotty

>t = tootie

>u = dorkey

>v = squeezit

>w = oprah

>x = skipper

>y = dinky

>z = zsa-zsa

>

>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half

>of your new last name:

>a = apple

>b = toilet

>c = giggle

>d = burger

>e = girdle

>f = barf

>g = lizard

>h = waffle

>i = cootie

>j = monkey

>k = potty

>l = liver

>m = banana

>n = rhino

>o = bubble

>p = hamster

>q = toad

>r = gizzard

>s = pizza

>t = gerbil

>u = chicken

>v = pickle

>w = chuckle

>x = tofu

>y = gorilla

>z = stinker

>

>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second

>half of your new last name:

>a = head

>b = mouth

>c = face

>d = nose

>e = tush

>f = breath

>g = pants

>h = shorts

>i = lips

>j = honker

>k = butt

>l = brain

>m = tushie

>n = chunks

>o = hiney

>p = biscuits

>q = toes

>r = buns

>s = fanny

>t = sniffer

>u = sprinkles

>v = kisser

>w = squirt

>x = humperdinck

>y = brains

>z = juice

>

>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

>

>Now, use your new name as the subject and send it to anyone you

>know who needs a smile.

>

>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults

>laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

>

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Registered: 02-08-2001
Fri, 08-29-2003 - 11:04pm
Just call me Snotty Chicken Lips! Do you need me in CL Patty?
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 08-29-2003 - 11:24pm
Tootiebubblebrain - yep that describes me to a tee! That is cute, Tweety!
Katherine (Kat)
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 08-29-2003 - 11:36pm
Goober Chickenbuns signing in. I think I got Patty's name by mistake. She's always saying she's a goober, and you know the rest... George Bush and I are almost the same. I LOVE THIS and have to send it to everyone. Thanks for making me laugh!

Rhonda

       ~~Rhonda~~


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Registered: 04-06-2003
Fri, 08-29-2003 - 11:43pm
I have not read the posts before me but I sure hope they did this and posted. LOL, this was cute. Tomorrow when I have more time I think I will cut and paste this and send it to some of my friends.

Deb or ...............Lumpy Applenose

Debbie

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Registered: 02-27-2001
Fri, 08-29-2003 - 11:53pm
Zippy Gizzard Fanny checking in here. What a good end to the week. I think I'll have to rename myself zippy! LOL Nancy
Nancy

"Make Choices that bring you joy"  cl-Patty


 


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Registered: 03-26-2003
Sat, 08-30-2003 - 8:26am
Dinky Applenose here...lol

Live With Passion!

Phyllis

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Registered: 01-06-2000
Sat, 08-30-2003 - 8:33am
Zippy Cootiebrain checking in! Cussette

C

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Sat, 08-30-2003 - 9:09am
Zippy Appletush checking in and checking out my backside in the mirror!

I needed this, Tweets! Thanks for the grinns.

Donna

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Sat, 08-30-2003 - 9:22am
Sounds as though that would be one of the best kind to have! Some guy on the MTV Video Awards was saying women should have bottoms like apples (I cleaned it up a bit). ;-) I'm trying to figure out what Goober Chickenbuns look like!!

Rhonda

       ~~Rhonda~~


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Registered: 01-03-2001
Sat, 08-30-2003 - 9:52am
tootie waffletushie..I don't want to even think about what this says about my backside!!!!!

Miss P




 

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