Snotty Girdletush

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Snotty Girdletush
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Fri, 08-29-2003 - 10:58pm
>Sometimes when you have a stressful day, you need some silliness to

>relax.

>Here is your dose... This only takes a minute and it's fun.

>

>In the children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of

>Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces

everyone

>to

>assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

>

>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first

name:

>a = poopsie

>b = lumpy

>c = buttercup

>d = gidget

>e = crusty

>f = greasy

>g = fluffy

>h = cheeseball

>i = chim-chim

>j = stinky

>k = flunky

>l = boobie

>m = pinky

>n = zippy

>o = goober

>p = doofus

>q = slimy

>r = loopy

>s = snotty

>t = tootie

>u = dorkey

>v = squeezit

>w = oprah

>x = skipper

>y = dinky

>z = zsa-zsa

>

>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half

>of your new last name:

>a = apple

>b = toilet

>c = giggle

>d = burger

>e = girdle

>f = barf

>g = lizard

>h = waffle

>i = cootie

>j = monkey

>k = potty

>l = liver

>m = banana

>n = rhino

>o = bubble

>p = hamster

>q = toad

>r = gizzard

>s = pizza

>t = gerbil

>u = chicken

>v = pickle

>w = chuckle

>x = tofu

>y = gorilla

>z = stinker

>

>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second

>half of your new last name:

>a = head

>b = mouth

>c = face

>d = nose

>e = tush

>f = breath

>g = pants

>h = shorts

>i = lips

>j = honker

>k = butt

>l = brain

>m = tushie

>n = chunks

>o = hiney

>p = biscuits

>q = toes

>r = buns

>s = fanny

>t = sniffer

>u = sprinkles

>v = kisser

>w = squirt

>x = humperdinck

>y = brains

>z = juice

>

>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

>

>Now, use your new name as the subject and send it to anyone you

>know who needs a smile.

>

>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults

>laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

>

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Registered: 11-11-2001
Sat, 08-30-2003 - 11:25am
Poopsie Girdletush here! I only have 3 letters in my last name so used the last one!

I'm sure my tush could probably use a girdle! LOL

Shar

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-26-2003
Sat, 08-30-2003 - 11:38am
LOL! Patty you make me laugh!

 

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