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| Fri, 10-10-2003 - 9:53am |
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The Newest Medications for Women...
D A M M I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting skills.
D U M E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of Rap, Rock, or New Age music.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent antibiotic for women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength BUY-ONE-ALL
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
Donna

Thanks,
Rhonda
~~Rhonda~~
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These are really cute!
P.S. I DID buy a book by Dr. Laura to see why my ex-husband loved her radio show! Gosh, I had my fill of her and Rush Limbaugh whenever I had to go on road trips with the ex (he - the ex - probably drove me to my "wishy-washy" political preference). I thought she was rude to her callers. I wonder if she still has a radio program.