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The California Cow
| Mon, 10-27-2003 - 11:01pm |
CALIFORNIAN
You have a cow and a bull.
The bull is depressed.
It has spent its life living a lie.
It goes away for two weeks.
It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change operation.
You now have two cows.
One makes milk; the other doesn't.
You try to sell the transgender cow.
Its lawyer sues you for discrimination.
You lose in court.
You sell the milk-generating cow to pay the damages.
You now have one rich, transgender, non-milk-producing cow.
You change your business to beef.
PETA pickets your farm.
Jesse Jackson makes a speech in your driveway.
Cruz Bustamante calls for higher farm taxes to help "working cows".
Hillary Clinton calls for the nationalization of 1/7 of your farm "for the children".
Gray Davis signs a law giving your farm to Mexico.
The L.A. Times quotes five anonymous cows claiming you groped their teats.
You declare bankruptcy and shut down all operations.
The cow starves to death! .
The L.A. Times' analysis shows your business failure is Bush's fault.
You have a cow and a bull.
The bull is depressed.
It has spent its life living a lie.
It goes away for two weeks.
It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change operation.
You now have two cows.
One makes milk; the other doesn't.
You try to sell the transgender cow.
Its lawyer sues you for discrimination.
You lose in court.
You sell the milk-generating cow to pay the damages.
You now have one rich, transgender, non-milk-producing cow.
You change your business to beef.
PETA pickets your farm.
Jesse Jackson makes a speech in your driveway.
Cruz Bustamante calls for higher farm taxes to help "working cows".
Hillary Clinton calls for the nationalization of 1/7 of your farm "for the children".
Gray Davis signs a law giving your farm to Mexico.
The L.A. Times quotes five anonymous cows claiming you groped their teats.
You declare bankruptcy and shut down all operations.
The cow starves to death! .
The L.A. Times' analysis shows your business failure is Bush's fault.
Rhonda
Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time disapproving of others.

Maybe the cows won't take it personally. ;-)
Hope all is well with your relatives. We still don't know if Tim's family has had to evacuate or not, although they were packed and could see flames. I will keep them all in my prayers.
~~Rhonda~~
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Sharon
Rhonda
Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time disapproving of others.
Edited 10/28/2003 11:26:13 PM ET by rsmurray
Edited 10/28/2003 11:28:08 PM ET by rsmurray
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