Ten Excuses If You are Caught Asleep...
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| Fri, 11-21-2003 - 1:57pm |
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably
got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken."
2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT
YOUR DESK:
1. "....in Jesus' name, Amen."

~~Rhonda~~
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