Ten Excuses If You are Caught Asleep...

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Ten Excuses If You are Caught Asleep...
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Fri, 11-21-2003 - 1:57pm
at Your Desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in

that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably

got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement

and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve

work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution

to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT

YOUR DESK:

1. "....in Jesus' name, Amen."

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 11-21-2003 - 2:13pm
Well, we know that #10 is no longer tax deductible, and

       ~~Rhonda~~


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Registered: 04-06-2003
Fri, 11-21-2003 - 3:39pm
Very cute and funny.

Deb

Debbie