Friday Chuckles

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Friday Chuckles
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Fri, 12-12-2003 - 7:41am

THINGS TO PONDER

When I die, I want to go like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her
sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

A young man was sitting in class when the professor asked him if he knew what
the Roe vs. Wade decision was. He sat quietly, pondering this profound
question. Finally, after giving it a lot of thought, he sighed and said, "I think
this was the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware."

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day..... 30,000 to a man's 15,000 words. The wife replied, "The reason has to be
because a woman has to say everything twice." The husband then turned to his wife
and asked, "What?"


A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so
beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain it
to you. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Some Great Truths About Life:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge; mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the
taste.


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An
earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede
their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the wife
asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied,
"in-laws."

Rhonda


Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time disapproving of others.

       ~~Rhonda~~


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In reply to: rsmurray
Fri, 12-12-2003 - 8:29am
I've seen a couple of them before, but most of them are new. Thanks for the laughs!




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In reply to: rsmurray
Fri, 12-12-2003 - 9:16am
These got a few people in work LOL'ing. Thanks!
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In reply to: rsmurray
Fri, 12-12-2003 - 10:47am

Thanks Rhonda,


It's always nice to have a good laugh


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