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Mon, 01-19-2004 - 11:30am

LAUGH....

He said . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . . What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows
me everywhere."
Written just below it . .. . " I do not!"

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to
the fridge.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make Woman so
beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Thank you.


Grace

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Mon, 01-19-2004 - 11:55am
Thanks for the chuckles!

Rhonda


Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time disapproving of others.

       ~~Rhonda~~


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Registered: 01-19-2004
Mon, 01-19-2004 - 2:00pm
Grace

Thanks for the Monday morning chuckle! Thank you also for all the great shoe advice!

Mary/ak
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Mon, 01-19-2004 - 4:13pm
LMAO....I love it!

Live With Passion!


Phyllis

Live With Passion!

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Mon, 01-19-2004 - 4:27pm
Tee hee hee!! Cute!

Shar