There are limits...

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Registered: 04-21-2003
There are limits...
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Fri, 02-20-2004 - 6:08am
Fashion dos and don'ts for seniors...  File away for future reference.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO

NOT go together:

   * A nose ring and bifocals

   * Spiked hair and bald spots

   * A pierced tongue and dentures

   * Miniskirts and support hose

   * Ankle bracelets and corn pads

   * Speedos and cellulite

   * A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

   * Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

   * Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

   * Bikinis and liver spots

   * Short shorts and varicose veins

   * In-line skates and a walker

But, otherwise, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD !!!!!!!!!

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 02-20-2004 - 6:55am
:-)

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Phyllis

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Fri, 02-20-2004 - 8:19am
ROTFL! I've got to forward these to DH at work. There's a woman there, mid-late 50s, who's talking about getting a navel ring - her 20-something daughter just did. In her case, it's rather evident she's trying to be like her DD, not for husband/boyfriend interest. She doesn't quite have a grasp on where she is in life. If she intends to bare it, she'd be hitting some of those "Don'ts"... and, heaven help those unfortunate enough to witness those!






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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 02-20-2004 - 9:05am
LOL! Thanks, Anna....
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Fri, 02-20-2004 - 9:20am
...rats...there goes MY retirement plans....

Lori

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 02-20-2004 - 1:07pm
!!!!Cringe!!!!

Rhonda


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