Fashion Advice

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Registered: 03-31-2003
Fashion Advice
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Mon, 04-05-2004 - 10:27am
GUESS THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO...;^)

CatalinaDeb

Fashion Advice for "About" 50 Crowd

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering

somewhere near 50) are quite confused about how we should present

ourselves.

We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not

we

are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the

designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world.

So I made a sincere study of the situation and here are the results. I

don't

want to burst your bubble, but despite what you may have seen on the

streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and thus should be

avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. In-line skates and a walker

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when

you shop.

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Registered: 01-03-2001
Mon, 04-05-2004 - 5:24pm
LOL Good things to keep in mind!

Miss P




 

Avatar for dmm11730
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Registered: 04-06-2003
Mon, 04-05-2004 - 8:28pm
Very cute and oh how true!

Deb

Debbie