How to Impress a Woman....

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How to Impress a Woman....
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Thu, 04-29-2004 - 3:32pm
A funny for the day:



How To Impress A Woman:



Wine her,

Dine her,

Call her,

Hug her,

Support her,

Hold her,

Surprise her,

Compliment her,

Smile at her,

Listen to her,

Laugh with her,

Cry with her,

Romance her,

Encourage her,

Believe in her,

Pray with her,

Pray for her,

Cuddle with her,

Shop with her,

Give her jewelry,

Buy her flowers,

Hold her hand,

Write love letters to her,

Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.





How to impress a man:

Show up naked .. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV


 

                        

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Thu, 04-29-2004 - 4:19pm
(water out my nose....)

Shouldn't have been drinking when I read this. Thanks for the laugh. I'll see if my computer still works.

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Thu, 04-29-2004 - 4:45pm
OMG that was too funny. Thanks for sharing that one!

Deb

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Thu, 04-29-2004 - 4:48pm
and always say "that's great honey" when they say there are going fishing :-)

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Thu, 04-29-2004 - 5:05pm
That's a riot! I'll be posting that over on the Nov 98 Playgroup.












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Thu, 04-29-2004 - 7:03pm
This is so funny!!!You know actually if George showed up naked with chicken wings.....

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Thu, 04-29-2004 - 10:11pm
I can't tell you the visual I just had. LOL!

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Thu, 04-29-2004 - 10:18pm
Great one!
Nancy

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Fri, 04-30-2004 - 7:38am
LOL!

Lori

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